Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
- Dr. Joe Abah
After years of disappointment, ridicule and pain, you will smile again. Those that mocked you will hide their faces. You will have joy and fulfillment again. Your story will be like that of Arsenal. Say Amen…😀
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) December 4, 2018
AMEN! One just has to be happy for the Gunners.
2. Onye Nkuzi
In 2015, you insisted that one of the two major parties was the only platform for change. Today, you are supporting a niche party.
In 2023, you will revert to supporting your favorite party.
One thing I do is think for myself. I don't join bandwagons. I won't join this one
— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) December 4, 2018
Uhm! This one strong o
3. Ben Murray-Bruce
Would the President of Poland come to Nigeria to address an issue of significant importance to Poland? And if he was foolish enough to do that, will he still be President by the time he returns home? President Buhari should not take Nigerians for granted.
— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) December 4, 2018
We’ve got to give to this President, the more he travels, the better he communicates. LOL.
4. Senator Shehu Sani
To repeatedly exaggerate the casualties of our gallant troops by the citizens is fake news;To repeatedly announce the killing and resurrection of the leader of the insurgents by the authorities is fake news.Fake news by the citizens and fake news by the Govt are all bad.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) December 4, 2018
Gbam! Can someone share the grace?
Guys who are not attractive always make sure you fall in love with them on phone before they meet you in real life.
— Trimudehemaa👑🇬🇭 (@akua_ohenewaaa) December 3, 2018
Could she be speaking from experience?
By the way what has love got to do with being handsome. Issorite!
Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq is a Political Journalist, Analyst and Social Change Advocate with major interest in Nigerian Politics, Governance and Sports.