Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Gidimeister

The news this week has been about Diezani Alison Madueke’s numerous thefts and court forfeitures. Gidimeister finds it most upsetting.

The really upsetting part about this DAM thing is not even the money they took (let's set that aside). It is the way it was spent. 1/

— gidimeister (@gidimeister) July 19, 2017

It's poverty of the mind and intellect. And it's so so sad.

— Bibiire (@tysalihu) July 19, 2017

EXACTLY. I hate stupid thieves.

— Abike (@Jollz) July 19, 2017

Choi.

2 Pablo Escobar

Perhaps Diezani should have done as drug lord Escobar did? Brilliant way to spend resources, innit?

3. Ohimai Amaize

Ohimai gives a shout out to the rich and powerful to save this child’s life.

Nigerians help!

 

4. John Boyega

Game of Thrones has become the subject of another controversy- because someone thinks not enough diversity.

John Boyega Calls Out 'Game of Thrones' for Not Casting Black Actors https://t.co/XFOUWeinp3 pic.twitter.com/bifffUiiaS

— Marie Claire (@marieclaire) July 18, 2017

Blacks give Boyega a taste of “the truth shall set you free”:

He isn't watching the show ! pic.twitter.com/qJOLcXLOrz

— Awe ^_^ (@walesleek) July 18, 2017

1. Grey Worm (coolest & toughest character on show)
2. Missandei (most loyal and cleanest character)
3. If prev. 2 werent black enough, here pic.twitter.com/jesQBNChpr

— Wisam AC ? (@WisamAC) July 19, 2017

many black people on twitter have this weird idea that there are only white and black people on earth. literally no other race complains

— Wisam AC ? (@WisamAC) July 19, 2017

SURPRISE! other races exist!!!!

— Wisam AC ? (@WisamAC) July 19, 2017

Go and create your own damn show and cast whomever tf you want to cast in it. Really. This is becoming silly now. https://t.co/yMXXW56Jh3

— Cerè (@Cerebrone) July 18, 2017

5. Abdulkadir Bello

Some weeks ago, Lagos Island flooded and the culprit, the government said was how Lagosians clog the drainages. So began the hashtag #pickthattrash. Mr Bello has cause to brag.

I'm very proud of my daughter. She keeps the trash in the car till we see a dustbin. Now, she makes me do same @obyezeks #PickThatTrash pic.twitter.com/XhqmJShcfI

— AbdulKadir Bello (@akbello) July 19, 2017

Nice.

6. Tunde

What’s the best dating site on social media? Henry and Tunde argue it out:

Ever tried arguing with a woman? The results might leave you speechless.

Everything you say to a female in an argument is a new argument of its own… That includes your silence. There's really no winning! pic.twitter.com/rHiQePVYN1

— Mwes M Drew™ (@_mwes) July 19, 2017

7. Nathaniel Bassey

Because we cannot come and die on top of politics and irrelevant arguments, get refreshed with Nathaniel Bassey’s words:

God is UNPREDICTABLE on HOW He'll do it. But very PREDICTABLE that HE will do it if He said so.

— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) July 19, 2017

Any weakness of the flesh that shows up when you are on verge of a breakthrough is overcome by the power in the blood. In Jesus' name.

— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) July 19, 2017

Amen!