Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Elnathan John
https://twitter.com/elnathan_john/status/1015542434447679488
Exactly how it happens. If you know you know.
Someone else reacts:
.@HMKemiAdeosun did you forge @nysc_ng exemption certificate as reported exclusively by @PremiumTimesng if the answer is yes, then when I are you sending your resignation to @MBuhari as practised in democracies such as the UK? Regards https://t.co/e7GLOqRbsP
— Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 (@ogundamisi) July 7, 2018
2. TeeBillz
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk7qnKLgXfa/?taken-by=teebillz323
Hmmm… true.
But, is that belief contestable?
3. Lateef Habib
https://twitter.com/SireHabbiibb/status/1015583160657203201
It beats everyone’s imagination. Some things are just mysterious.
4. Y.O.
I’ve never understood the rationale behind trying to hurt someone you dated because the relationship ended…
— Y.O. (@yojora) July 7, 2018
It’s pure immaturity. The relationship ENDED. All parties should be thinking of moving on not hurting the other.
When one tries to hurt another after a break-up, it only means love never existed in-between, it must have been something else.
Argue with me.
5. Oluniyi Gates
https://twitter.com/oluwapower/status/1015576877069688832
Tell us more bro!!
It’s just that ‘they’ will start giving you side eye.
6. Japheth Omojuwa
Me and arriving Nigerian events on time. I am sure as I was about to depart the other world, someone carried me from the country I was going to be born and then dumped me on the Nigeria queue. Lol. Because year after year, I stay arriving on time! Because I refuse to be normal!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) July 7, 2018
Everyday, it surprises me how people decide to be late to an event or a meeting or whatever. I usually ask how they do it!
7. Williams Uchemba
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk5sQ1Nn8yW/?taken-by=williamsuchemba
Reach out to people, give a helping hand when you can.
Welldone Williams, welldone.
