Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Reno Omokri insists that GEJ government is economically better than PMB’s government.

Those behind Etisalat backed PMB and undermined GEJ, thinking they were destroying GEJ. Today they find that it's themselves they destroyed!

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) June 20, 2017

2. American rapper, Lil Bow Wow says women should not be easy to get.

3. Senator Obanikoro debunks rumours he has joined the APC, saying he only attended a Townhall Meeting.

As a Constituent of Lagos Central Senatorial District, I today attended Sen. Remi Tinubu's Townhall Meeting to support her good work.

— Musiliu Obanikoro (@MObanikoro) June 20, 2017

My attendance has been insinuated wrongly in the media but all such speculations remain firmly in the realm of rumours and imaginations.

— Musiliu Obanikoro (@MObanikoro) June 20, 2017

I commend Sen. Remi Tinubu once again as I continue to consult with my political associates and friends in Lagos, and also across Nigeria.

— Musiliu Obanikoro (@MObanikoro) June 20, 2017

Whatever the future holds politically for us, it will be openly done by us and seen by all but right now, please disregard those rumours.

— Musiliu Obanikoro (@MObanikoro) June 20, 2017

4. Are the Mavins coming up with a new style? Korede Bello calls it ‘Agbalumo convos’.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVk1mqljLkY/

5. Emir of Kanu, Sanusi, asks us stop aiming for plush apartments or clothes or cars without hard work.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVktZ_th8Nm/

Omoleye Omoruyi

Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram