Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Adedamola
We have three Ethnic Groups in Nigeria:
1) ???
2) ? ? ?
3)? ? ?
The Rest Are WhatsApp Groups
— adeDamola™ (@Da_moxy) November 8, 2018
This one is not alright oo. “The rest are WhatsApp groups…”
Olodo.
2. Tolulope Adeleru-Balogun
Right now I have a document on my laptop titled Koko's first term project. Please remember that my daughter is 3. Her project requires use of my laptop, the internet, color printing, and spiral binding. So who did they give this assignment to again?
— Tolulope Adeleru-Balogun (@tolulopeab) November 8, 2018
It does not even make any sense that you give a 3-year-old such kind of assignment. We should all forget all that the-parent-and-child-should-do-it-together rubbish.
These kinds of things ‘disturbs’ the child’s growth.
3. Son of David
A fellow had a fight with his wife because the woman bought N15,000 Aso Ebi. We thought it wicked, and three of us went to settle the quarrel. To the woman's face, the man told us she has exceeded her budget for the year. Which kain yeye budget? How much is the budget sef?
— Son of David (@JeSuisNaija) November 8, 2018
The moment our guy mentioned d budget is N2Million, i started eating d small chops madam gave us. Twas about 10mins after we began to argue if Giroud had more outstanding assist compared to Bellerin this season that d woman realized we've abandoned her cause #Ororirun #MenAreScum
— Son of David (@JeSuisNaija) November 8, 2018
4. Mayorkun
This one will just be happy upandan.
We too cannot wait jere. Shebi the album is coming out November 16?
5. Uncle Ari
You disagree with people and then they tell you you don’t understand. 🙁
— Uncle Ari (@MazeDaMouth) November 8, 2018
Abi! But why?
6. Uriel Oputa
See this one bombing out the shot not just shooting.
Make Brother Tony sef hear her own.
7. Di’ja
After 2 kids with an amazing husband, friend and confident, I realised this life is really about sacrifice. Sacrifice with a purpose and respect. God rewards his people. We just pray he gives us long life to see it’s beauty.
— Di'Ja (@aphroDIJA) November 8, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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