Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Michelle Obama
The first black president of the United States is celebrating his birthday today and Twitter celebrates him:
Another year older, but the same phenomenal guy I married nearly 25 years ago. Happy birthday, @BarackObama — we love you so much! pic.twitter.com/3WrcGiKgz1
— Michelle Obama (@MichelleObama) August 4, 2017
Happy 56th Birthday to the current president of the United Sates @BarackObama. #ObamaDay pic.twitter.com/RYFu2v8eDW
— X (@XLNB) August 4, 2017
Happy birthday to our Morehouse brother @POTUS44! Thank you for letting your light shine brightly throughout the world. #EtFactaEstLux pic.twitter.com/7QY0cFMDec
— Morehouse College (@Morehouse) August 4, 2017
2. Bashir Ahmad
Another president- current but missing- continuing the recent trend of photo shoots has revealed that he had an August visitor.
Today, Archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, paid a personal visit to President Muhammadu @MBuhari at Abuja House, London. pic.twitter.com/jn7pjLko66
— Bashir Ahmad (@BashirAhmaad) August 4, 2017
Twitter NG recalled that the first time Buhari went away for 50 days, he was visited by the ArchBishop. Now that a second visit has taken place, it can only mean one thing, they say:
History: PMB met Archbishop of Canterbury, @JustinWelby on March 9, 2017. He returned to #Nigeria on March 10. With today's meeting…. pic.twitter.com/yQwa6wsETi
— Musa Ibn Abdul (@musaibnabdul) August 4, 2017
Pres Buhari will be back home next week cos the Archbishop of Canterbury has visited him again. D bishop was PMB last guest the last time
— Olusola Akinwale (@olusolaakinwale) August 4, 2017
3. Chydee
Still on the matter of this KCee’s governorship ambition, Chydee couldn’t help himself:
When your campaign theme is "Attention to Detail" but you spell Anambra as Anambara. ?????? pic.twitter.com/bgcoX0yB0U
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) August 4, 2017
4. Neymar appears to be settling quite well into PSG.
New-look Neymar. pic.twitter.com/yDVUrLEfQb
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) August 4, 2017
First fan emerges from PSG shop, victoriously holding his Neymar shirt. pic.twitter.com/2stikcFJk3
— Richard Conway (@richard_conway) August 4, 2017
5. Chigul
Chigul is selling makete on top of this Banana Island Ghost movie.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXYlhBeB3h7/?taken-by=theonlychigul
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXYl0u2BFhD/?taken-by=theonlychigul
Go see it.
6. Mercy Johnson has been spooked by this:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXYcHIAjbbA/?taken-by=mercyjohnsonokojie
Dear Lord, we hope it’s not true.
7. Falz the bahd guy has finalised his children’s career plans. Check on it:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXXnarNhXpB/?taken-by=falzthebahdguy
8. Anthony Joshua, Faryar and Amir Khan in a love triangle? Amir certainly thinks so. They all made a hell of a noise about it. Unfortunately for Amir, Twitter was in full support of Anthony Joshua and bashed the former to Kingdom come.
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