Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Oby Ezekwesili
Co-founder of Transparency Intl and BBOG activist took a series of photos with famous personalities, all of which tell their own story, complete with lessons for her Twitter followers. See below:
You see, my friend Rosa Whitaker of the @whitakergroup and I were not sitting in this pic with Dikembe Mutombo.??❤️? pic.twitter.com/YiTO3T26gb
— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) September 21, 2017
To think there was a time my sons could not get me off my Blackberry to embrace the i-Phone! Hard to imagine now? pic.twitter.com/kfUgqDo8XM
— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) September 20, 2017
Always great to meet up with him. .@BillGates has shown how much more the world can collaborate to solve problems. pic.twitter.com/sy7X9PpKfw
— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) September 21, 2017
Reactions:
Dekembe the 'High Tower'. Amazing personality.
— George O.U. (@GeorgeUwaifo) September 21, 2017
I could have sworn that you were sitting. . . lol! No wonder they just stretch and touch the bball net. Chai!
— Azubike obi (@Pastorazubike) September 21, 2017
Mutombo of the NBA fame. Played in the days of Keem Olajuwon, Jordan..etc. exceptional player he is. Sagging generation may not know him
— Obidiegwu Okerulu (@Obidi_Ok) September 21, 2017
i first thought both of you were kneeling down to greet him ??? https://t.co/pHxTaOaQPW
— LuLu (@iamAlub) September 21, 2017
Mutombo,akoni basketballer. Made popular by Sonny Young. I always feel awkward standing with B'ballers. Intimidators https://t.co/9lrbaXlNLt
— Fisayo Dairo (@FisayoDairo) September 21, 2017
.@FisayoDairo me ke? I stood confidently in my own full height joo. Cannot go & be being intimidated by any person rather I get INSPIRED!✌? https://t.co/5g6mpY019t
— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) September 21, 2017
.@goodwoman_ Upgrade my dear! Every time you meet such people as @BillGates ,worthy thing to collect is KNOWLEDGE! Collect Brain not money?? https://t.co/KFQNxp8A9u
— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) September 21, 2017
Collect money from him for us.? https://t.co/ZZWcbt2nF0
— Igbo girl (@goodwoman_) September 21, 2017
2. Tunji Lardner
Mr Lardner is making proper noise about Kamaru Usman and Nigerians killing it in their respective fields.
WATCH:
Lai..Lai..Naija no dey carry last! The raw potential of NIGERIA is evident here.If we can get IT TOGETHER..look out World! ?????? pic.twitter.com/xOd9sERqWD
— Tunji Lardner (@TunjiLardner) September 21, 2017
3. Nnayelugo
This other person is not killing it, he’s killing the rest of us. Take a look.
4. Dr Joe Abah
Our favourite evil spirit is both thrilled and dismayed over recent events:
I'm honoured to have been invited to address the Economic Management Team today on Agency performance, productivity and rationalisation.
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) September 21, 2017
After my presentation to the Economic Mgt Team:
VP: "This is brilliant. I like everything. How do we do it?
Me: Hire me
VP: Pro bono
Me: SMH— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) September 21, 2017
Reactions:
Pls o, Dr. needs all the money. His twitter family issa large one. We are always proud of you Sir.
— Olori tolu (@Oloriye2nday) September 21, 2017
Doc but you know the Nigerian definition of pro-bono means official house, cars, all expense paid trips, estacode etc
— Femi Wole (@femiwole) September 21, 2017
Pro bono ko,osho free ni.They can source the funds to pay you from NSA's office. There's always loose money laying there.
— Alhaji A'kan ابن تع (@Just_Ak47) September 21, 2017
Sir I wanted to warn you that the invitation was a job interview in disguise!
— Triple S (@ElShederico) September 21, 2017
Are the lawmakers doing it pro bono?
— Ragner Lothbrok (@khayhova) September 21, 2017
Pro bono? When even OON, MON, CFR, and other national awardees ask for money for receiving the award.
— Gibson (@I_am_Gibson) September 21, 2017
pro bono for the love of Nigeria or ????
— Michael K. (@Emkayoguns) September 21, 2017
5. Omojuwa
Tweet totally unrelated, yet so apropos we couldn’t resist. Couldee be why they wanted Dr Abah to do pro bono?
Some actually want you to succeed…but not just too soon, not just too much, not just more than them. What is your move?
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) September 21, 2017
6. @Prince_VIII
Can we talk about family members that just drop by your house and end up staying over for 3 months? pic.twitter.com/RBjjAxZq1x
— KVNG (@PRINCE_VIIII) September 21, 2017
Reactions:
I've had a relative that supposedly came to write jamb and that was how 15years passed.
— Nkemm (@Chinwaaa_) September 21, 2017
3 months is nothing, here it's 4 years now.. ??
— ♡ Z A ♡ (@ZethuANkosi) September 21, 2017
The one that came to celebrate xmas since 2012 has refused to leave o??????
— Remember to have fun (@jayograh) September 21, 2017
The ones that start questioning the decisions you make in your house ??
— Son of Nkechi. (@COLDMETAL_) September 21, 2017
Fammmmmm + they're the CCTV at home
— KVNG (@PRINCE_VIIII) September 21, 2017
& they end up getting sick. Now they're admitted in your spare bedroom ??? pic.twitter.com/4gLoEM28gi
— The Mpetinaires (@MunyaElites) September 21, 2017
And you there praying very hard for the day they finally leave pic.twitter.com/M3fIewjbHV
— Karabo Makgato (@kerbs_ZA) September 21, 2017
7. Mariyln ft Jay Z
Guys, guys, take your cue from Hov. Just say no.
Yo!
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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