Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. FFK

As usual…

https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/931519476473978882

2. Manchester United

Can we say football lovers have been waiting for this tweet? Or haters want to ignore that those three would make the team stronger?

Jose Mourinho tells #MUTV that Paul Pogba, Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Marcos Rojo are all in contention to feature against Newcastle: https://t.co/laobw1QkmY pic.twitter.com/QnTHSV2OkU

— Manchester United (@ManUtd) November 17, 2017

3. Ebuka

Who else is not excited about the wedding? Raise your hand, please.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bblv_WWnZPn/

4. Dotun

We should learn to channel such kind of energy to effecting change in the society.

If you hate a Nigerian, it’s more headache. We are stronger in numbers & very determined set of people. It can annoy u but it is what it is

— Dotuncoolfm (@iamDo2dtun) November 16, 2017

5. Olamide

Let’s use his words… 7 years back to back F^ck Sh!t up and leave like my nigga jigga.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BbkaOKgA-uS/?taken-by=baddosneh

Wizkid responds:

@olamide_YBNL ??? omo wobey always working! Get dat Lagos na wa! God bless pic.twitter.com/aEM4IulxTK

— Wizkid (@wizkidayo) November 17, 2017