Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Take your children to church so they can read them stories about how they would burn in hell if they don’t follow certain rules.
Don’t let them watch scary movies but take them to Sunday school 😊
— Olanrewaju (@Olanrewaju_Max) May 13, 2019
You are too loud. Ah.
What would it take to have class action suits in Nigeria?
Say the women illegally arrested and cruelly treated by the Nigerian police or the harassament of SARS. Can a class action suit be brought against the Nigerian police?
The case of the people Vs Nigerian Police?
— Decipher (@Zennyharry) May 13, 2019
Class action? In this Nigeria?
A 15 years old boy bags the highest jamb score this year(347)
But can’t be admitted into any Nigerian university
Because of his Age.
So why did Jamb allow him sit for the exam in the first place
Nigeria is just a JOKE!!!
— Alhaji Beardless Smallie👳🇳🇬 (@SMiTHiE________) May 13, 2019
Just throw this entire country away
I just saw some policemen hauling young men from the streets into an unmarked van. They said they were from the “anti-cultism squad”.
Trouble is brewing. One day the lid will fall and the whole thing will collapse.
— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) May 13, 2019
Some countries don’t allow dual citizenship but one at a time. Can you cancel your Nigerian passport for another country? 🤔😄
— ISAAC 🇳🇬 (@Isaac_Tadongdi) May 13, 2019
Depends on the country.
“I gave up my struggle with perfection a long time ago. That is a concept I don’t find very interesting anymore. Everyone just wants to look good in photographs. I think that is where some of the pressure comes from. Be happy. Be yourself, life is so much more.” ~ @NseIkpeEtim
— Asampete (@blossomozurumba) May 13, 2019