Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Ada Campbell
Dear Lagosians, if anything happens to Tinubu, how will you know who your next governor will be?
Does he have a list in a safe attached to his will or is it as the spirit leads?— Ada Campbell ? (@Adacampbell) November 21, 2018
…na who we go ask?
2. Oluyomi Ojo
The thing about corrupt people getting away with it in a country like Nigeria is that it breeds a new generation of people who are way more corrupt. How do you tell younger Nigerians who have seen those Ganduje videos and are reading the news not to steal or take bribe.
— Oluyomi Ojo (@OluyomiOjo) November 21, 2018
What do you tell a 19 year old who has seen the various Ganduje videos and how the public + government reacted about building a nation without corruption. What do you tell him about building the future?
Someone should help me.
— Oluyomi Ojo (@OluyomiOjo) November 21, 2018
Hmmm… these are valid questions.
3. Valking
On point!
Money didn’t change them!
Remember you didn’t call or text them when they were broke.— valking♔ (@_valking) November 21, 2018
4. Moji Delano
This, from Moji, should be said with a louder voice!!
As human beings we claim to support our friends and loved ones and wish them well until they start to do better than us. At this point for many, it becomes hard to genuinely be happy for them. This is a very dangerous trait that we must strive at all times to combat.
— Moji Delano (@MojiDelanoBlog) November 21, 2018
…”strive at all time to combat”.
5. Bolu
Can never see actual Abuja kids fighting on Twitter politically cos everybody's daddies are friends. But the ones that migrated from Lagos that they've invited to two government symposium and paid will not allow somebody breathe on thier chosen political lane. Shalaye FC.
— Bolouere (@boluxxxx) November 21, 2018
Nawa oo! Hanty, which one is Shalaye FC again?
No joy?
6. Chris Ngwodo
When laws are selectively applied, they are seen as inflictions of the powerful upon the powerless. An experience of the law is therefore seen not as an encounter with justice but with raw power. Thus, both the law&its enforcers are delegitimized. This is why Nigeria is lawless.
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) November 21, 2018
7. Fine daddy
Okay… this is funny.
Guys,I was stuck in traffic today and I experienced the funniest shit ??
There was a lady selling something along the road and a mad man pushed some of her goods away, she got angry & used a broom to flog him,at some point she shouted "Are you mad? " I dyd ???
Lagos o ??
— UGLIEST FINE DADDY †? (@skizyman) November 21, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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