Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

 

1 Sahara Reporters

Are you ready for the big reveal?

FLASH: @bbchausa did not interview @NGRPresident Buhari as being touted, his heavily edited recorded tired voice was sent by his aides

— Sahara Reporters (@SaharaReporters) June 26, 2017

No way!

Reactions:

Now.

2. RightsAfrica

As Nigerians trounce President Buhari’s latest exercise in tribalism, Twitter handle @RightsAfrica gives us an insight to Buhari’s nepotism.

See below:

For those worrying about the language of @MBuhari's supposed Eid message, pls read p. 512 of Amb Olu Sanu's "Audacity on the Bound" (2016) pic.twitter.com/cQqrigNbiV

— RightsAfrica (@chairmanNHRC) June 26, 2017

Reactions

*tsk tsk*

3. Juliet Kego

Poet and writer, Juliet Kego is tired of PMB’s media aides antics.

1. Mrs Aisha Buhari (God bless her) was right to speak in Hausa to her base. PMB isn't. She's wife of president. He's PRESIDENT of NIGERIA..

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) June 26, 2017

7. Dear PMB's media aides, OFFICE of the PRESIDENCY is beyond just PMB; let it reflects ethos we aspire to build not divisions/parochialism.

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) June 26, 2017

They never get the memo, do they?

4. Chris Ngwodo

Receipts: Buhari’s faction once said to stone them if Buhari became incompetent. Chris Ngwodo takes them up on that:

The sort of thing that politicians say that comes back to bite them hard in the nether regions. pic.twitter.com/GN6q6zBHr3

— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 26, 2017

Who’s ready?

5. Victor Asemota

If Donald Duke becomes president in 2019, remember Victor Asemota called it first. Take a look:

Our true leaders are not in Abuja, they are on Lagos yachts. Sharing one table. My uncle was always right. pic.twitter.com/sdNLEUgYh4

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) June 26, 2017

Donald Duke is going to be President. If you like IPOB and AREWA from now till you are blue in the face. These pictures tell a Billion words pic.twitter.com/Ey1KcNpfaK

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) June 26, 2017

Fingers crossed.

6. Senator Bruce

The common sense Senator expresses his gratitude:

Thank you @YNaija for voting me best Senator. I appreciate the honor and I am inspired to continue working for peace & prosperity in Nigeria

— Ben Murray-Bruce (@benmurraybruce) June 26, 2017

7. Amber Rose

Amber Rose out here making sure Kevin Durant catches the full view 😩🍑 pic.twitter.com/9thNVeLJi8

— TheShadeRoom (@TheShadeRoom) June 25, 2017

Guurl.