Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Controversial journalist, Kemi Omololu-Olunloyo announced on social media today that she has been rearrested after she failed to meet bail requirements.

I was rearrested #BREAKING

— #MadamKOO®???? (@HNNAfrica) June 21, 2017

2. Outspoken Senator, Shehu Sani, just tweeted and it most likely looks like he’s consolidating his warning to Kaduna governor, Nasir El-Rufai, not to contest for presidency.

A dirty oily broom cannot clean a dirty room.

— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) June 21, 2017

3. Senator Dino Melaye thinks it’s funny that his constituents have signed to recall him. Another interesting thing is that he claims the governor, Yahaya Bello is behind his ordeal.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha recall hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha olodo governor… https://t.co/21ElUDzU7R

— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) June 20, 2017

1)It can not succeed. It is a hoax and absolute comedy of errors. I'm laughing at the stupidity of kogi state government.

— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) June 21, 2017

2)Many appointees will go to jail for forgery. Even dead people's names on the recall register.

— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) June 21, 2017

3)A governor who does not know what double registration is may not as well know the procedure for recall. Every lie has an expiry date.

— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) June 21, 2017

4)This comedy of errors will soon end. No shaking at all. This won't solve the problem of not paying salaries for over 15 months.

— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) June 21, 2017

5) No retreat no surrender. Truth is my only Defence. – Dino Melaye

— Senator Dino Melaye (@dino_melaye) June 21, 2017

4. Nigerian actor, Uche Maduagwu says the “Lord” revealed to him that singer, Simi, is his missing rib. We await the singer’s response.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVmhxoGFGPS/

5. Davido showed his super excitement today because world star player Cristiano Ronaldo followed him on Instagram. Remember ‘Empire’?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVm1WBIFbB4/