Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Osi Suave

Everytime twitter folk constantly make that Tuface song relevant

If nobody talk about you
Then you are nobody.

— Cinderella Man (@Osi_Suave) May 21, 2018

2. Shehu Sani

If we shouldn’t speak publicly about our party because we are members,then we shouldn’t speak publicly about our country because we are citizens.

— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) May 21, 2018

3. Charly Boy

That Linda Ikeji is pregnant is no longer news, women are getting pregnant by the hour and some don't even want the baby.
Thank God she listened to my advice, to get pregnant and forget about marriage.
You have done the right thing my girl. Your Mumu suppose Do. pic.twitter.com/B1RswXVIk8

— Charlyboy(Official) (@Areafada1) May 21, 2018

But Linda Ikeji says NO!

Nah. I want it all. Marriage and children and thankfully, that's what I am getting! Yay! Who says you can't have it all? God is amazing!

— Linda Ikeji (@lindaikeji) May 21, 2018

4. Stella Damasus

Don't look for quotes that make no sense to you and post it just because you want to follow the #mondaymotivation trend. If you really have nothing to say to motivate anyone, just go about your day and pray for others. No pressure at all.

— Stella Damasus (@stelladamasus) May 21, 2018

5. Cynthia Cee-C Nwadiora

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjCaa_oAvDw/?taken-by=ceec_official

6. Ali Baba

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjB9BhjBgLO/?taken-by=alibabagcfr

7. Praiz

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjCgAmmnAO-/?taken-by=officialpraiz