Today’s Noisemakers: Simi, Favour Onyeoziri, Bashir Ahmad, others

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Uchechukwu

Let me just leave this here for now. We will come back later because…

2. Simi

Osheeyyyy!!! Creative writer aye! I’m just joking ooo.

Keep the good music coming. Take your time if you have to.

3. Kossy Chukwu

It is not funny, it is a very serious issue. This means the world has moved from prioritising social media relationships over physical (personal) relationships then to NO relationship at all.

Or… maybe we no longer see the need to have friends anymore. So we just wait for them to initiate a chat and when they do not, we assume they no longer need us.

4. Favour Onyeoziri


I never used a Blackberry though. The buzz was not for me at all.

Okay, I used it for about one day and a half and returned it.

5. Olaudah Equiano

Biko nu, speak louder. You need to shout!

6. Onye Nkuzi

7. Bashir Ahmad

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