Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Malvika Iyer

Today, the world marks the day of the child and Malvika calls to remembrance faulty foundations.

“I grew up surrounded by the idea that as girls, we must be perfectly beautiful and get married.”— Malvika Iyer #Dayofthegirl @UN_Women pic.twitter.com/YUyteUZx7G

— ICCDI Africa (@ClimateWed) October 11, 2017

To celebrate #DayoftheGirl, why not take a few moments to inspire the next generation of female leaders? https://t.co/LAJeCTa1qP pic.twitter.com/pox0IMD4eP

— The Female Lead (@female_lead) October 11, 2017

Safaricom staff have come together to donate money to purchase geometrical sets for disadvantaged girls #DayOfTheGirl pic.twitter.com/MuxezN1SgA

— Safaricom Foundation (@SafaricomFDN) October 11, 2017

@obyezeks @noutchaprudenc1 Training of a GIRLCHILD is a duty all family can do for her NATION future #internationaldayofthegirl

— Adaje Obiabo Sunday (@AdajeObiaboSund) October 11, 2017

Eniola wants just one thing.

Today is the #InternationalDayoftheGirlChild, a dream come true would be to #BringBackOurGirls pic.twitter.com/4n3rF72PZr

— Eniola Opeyemi (@eniola_opeyemi) October 11, 2017

@HamzyCODE talking on how @4lowthemoney plays a part in #empoweringthegirl by affecting policy makers to allow #GirlsTakeover #IDC17 pic.twitter.com/rNozz3zcIH

— CODE (@Connected_dev) October 11, 2017

2. Oby Ezekwesili

BBOG activist gave an emotional appeal to the Federal government in honour of the #DayOfTheGirl.

3. Atiku

Fomer Vice president of Nigeria got into an argument over the girl child

When we educate a girl, we educate a nation! If I have to leave one legacy, this will be it. #DayOfTheGirl pic.twitter.com/0hLkq7rFKe

— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) October 11, 2017

so boys aren't important ba,,thunder wey go strike you ehn

— Evans Menendez (@Evanns007) October 11, 2017

Evans, do you know that in many parts of Nigeria/Africa, girls are not allowed to finish school? This is bad for us as a country. https://t.co/09QOEyHj88

— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) October 11, 2017

As the father of 25 daughters, I'm starting to think women might actually be people

— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) October 11, 2017

4. Ellen Degeneres

Ellen salutes Eminem for cutting Trump into tiny pieces.

I ❤️ @Eminem.

— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) October 11, 2017

5.@TbeCamChamp

This one’s worried about other matters.

Asahd Khaled networth is $20M , God y was I born into this broke ass family

— Guapito ? (@GuapitoSpeaks) October 11, 2017

6. J.K Rowling

Popular film director Harvey Weinstein is the talk of the town for sexually assaulting actresses.

J.K Rowling is popular on Twitter for awesome clapbacks like this.

THINK:

If Weinstein had obeyed @VP Pence's rules for meeting with the opposite sex, none of those poor women would ever have been abused. pic.twitter.com/Kgl9FF7nam

— Sebastian Gorka DrG (@SebGorka) October 11, 2017

If the only thing preventing a man committing sexual assault is the presence of witnesses, he's too dangerous to be at liberty. https://t.co/9XswCIvFJC

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) October 11, 2017

7. Tolu Ogunlesi brings it back home.

I keep thinking about how Nigeria's own Weinsteins will almost inevitably go to their graves as heroes and statesmen. Because Nigeria.

— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) October 11, 2017

8. Doc C

President has banned doctors from engaging in private practice. Who advised him on this?

FG bans public service doctors from private practice even in their free time.
some were owed for 7 months. How do u think they survived?

— Doc C (@tweetMOPOL) October 11, 2017

9. Seyi Taylor warns of the possible outcome.

A few thoughts on the FG's ban of public sector doctors in private practice. https://t.co/cwos5shzg8

— ST. (@seyitaylor) October 11, 2017

1. I'm not sure this ban is enforceable
2. While well-intentioned, the govt can't afford to pay these doctors well enough
3. More will leave

— ST. (@seyitaylor) October 11, 2017

Totally agree. It's only going to further fan the embers of conflict b/w @AsoRock & doctors.

— Osasu Obayiuwana (@osasuo) October 11, 2017

We did this in 1983 isn't it so?

— Bola Onasanya PhD (@Bolakofochy2012) October 11, 2017

I don't know but I know that in the 10 years after that, a lot of doctors moved to Saudi Arabia, the US, the UK (and a few to Canada).

— ST. (@seyitaylor) October 11, 2017

10. Reno Omokri attacks PMB

How can you be presiding at Aso Rock and your wife and daughter are complaining about Aso Rock Clinic? Who is in charge of not you?

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) October 11, 2017

First rat chased you from your office now your family are complaining about Aso Rock clinic. Are you President or a decoration in Aso Rock?

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) October 11, 2017

I've never seen such abysmal failure to take responsibility as a first family complaining to the public about a clinic they're in charge of!

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) October 11, 2017

Oby quietly throws in this sub:

What my inner #GirlChild does when I read their "twitter political gangs" "applauding" wife of president for calling out Poor Governance.? pic.twitter.com/dksnLOm7sE

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) October 11, 2017

FFK closes with this.

U signed 648 billion naira worth of oil deals on ur sickbed in London when no-one could see u.This tells me that u are greedy and corrupt.

— Femi Fani-Kayode (@realFFK) October 11, 2017