Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Seun Alaofin
Everyone deserves to be happy.
If there is any reason why someone feels you should not be part of the Everyone that deserves to be happy, kindly kick then out of your life.
— Elder Seun 🇳🇬 🇨🇦 (@seunalaofin) July 11, 2018
2. Joe Abah
Is Doctor still saying “Nigerians should not allow partisan politics rob us of…”
It is totally callous, insensitive and wrong to say “Nigerians were being killed before, so there is nothing wrong with deploying 30,000 policemen to Ekiti now.” People that say so miss the point quite deliberately. We must not let partisan politics rob us of our conscience.
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) July 12, 2018
Lol! Dokki, people (Nigerians, okay some Nigerians) will say things just to show their backward thinking die-hard support.
3. Femi Jacobs
Improve social competence. Don't get into someone's DM saying GOOD MORNING and not stating your business precisely. No, it's not snobbery. If you approach a stranger on the road you have to reassure them by stating why you're in their space, so they don't flee from you ni.
— Femi Jacobs (@FemiJACOBS) July 12, 2018
Sometimes, you ask why ‘common’ and ‘sense’ are together as one word.
How does GOOD MORNING communicate any message? It’s like sending a mail with ‘Hello’ and waiting for the other person to reply.
4. Tomi Oladipo
Buhari on not signing Africa free-trade agreement: “I am a slow reader, maybe because I was an ex-soldier. I didn’t read it fast enough before my officials saw that it was all right for signature. I kept it on my table. I will soon sign it.” https://t.co/xozQTEM41n
— Tomi Oladipo (@Tomi_Oladipo) July 12, 2018
O ma se oo!
5. Bisi Alimi
Watching #MTVshuganaija and dear Lord……. Nigerians are still living in the prehistoric age. I cant even deal. The view most men in the north have about women's education and the knowledge of young people about birth control is scary.
— Ashiwaju Bisi Alimi (@bisialimi) July 12, 2018
Surround yourself with people that push you to do and be better. No drama or negativity. Just higher goals and higher motivation. Good times and positive energy. No jealousy or hate. Simply bringing out the absolute best in each other
— SiLvA (@SilvaEMG) July 12, 2018
Abi oo, friends (FRIENDS!) not situational friends; not social friends.
7. Korede Bello
When you’re really into someone everything just makes you smile like an idiot 🙂
— Korayday (@koredebello) July 12, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram