Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. YCEE
My dear brothers (that are so pressed about body counts) would you date a girl with the exact same body count as yours?
— ZAHEER! (@iam_YCEE) May 25, 2018
Bro, welldone, continue asking questions to which you already know the answer.
2. Alimi Ibrahim
Hardships come and go. There will always be those who will stand in your way. With hard work and determination, you can accomplish anything.
Good morning— Alimi Ibrahim (@DONHALOGEN) May 25, 2018
You can!!!
Thank you Ibrahim.
3. Kay Baba
The biggest communication problem is that we do not listen to understand, we listen to reply!
— Kay Baba (@datGuyKOFO) May 25, 2018
True… Very true.
We do not even wait to listen and understand the message, we just rush on to reply.
4. Timaya
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjKo15DD3U-/?taken-by=timayatimaya
For many people, it’s a lot easier said than done. Unfortunately, that kind of lifestyle isn’t sustainable and, at some point, your reckless spending will catch up to you..
Listen to Timaya today…
5. Joe Abah
#TodaysHypothesis: “The vendors that want you to DM for price do it so they can switch price up when they feel you can afford a larger amount. Am I right?” – @DamiElebe https://t.co/cpMPavQ46M
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) May 25, 2018
From:
The vendors that want you to DM for price do it so they can switch price up when they feel you can afford a larger amount. Am I right?
— Name: (@DamiElebe) May 25, 2018
This is not entirely true though. They might have other inexplicable reasons why.
6. Ekene Odigwe
Sexual abuse or assault (RAPE) can happen to anyone. More importantly family members and the public need to stop judging people who have been raped like it was their faults and that they asked for it, rather be more concerned of how to help these individuals overcome the trauma
— Ekene Odigwe (@Ekeneodigwe) May 25, 2018
A conversation we consciously ignore: “why should society stigmatise women who have been raped all because of some ‘culture and tradition?’
Ekene was replying to:
When U rape a woman, what U have done is NOT just ur 5mins of 'enjoyment' and her 5mins of pain, you have destroyed a person for life. Her outlook about life and men, her physical and mental well being could be jeopardized for life. For some, there is no coming back. Don't do it!
— Oyèyẹmí Bámidélé (@Chrisbamidele) May 24, 2018
There is no excuse once u rape a woman, U are now a criminal and a destroyer of life, and should be shot in the balls.
If u want sex, ask for it, if one woman turns u down, ask another, if that one too turns you down, keep it moving. You will get lucky soon. Don't Rape a woman!— Oyèyẹmí Bámidélé (@Chrisbamidele) May 24, 2018
DON’T DO IT!!! DON’T RAPE A WOMAN!!!!
7. Adekunle Gold
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjMlhS8A3av/?taken-by=adekunlegold
8. Mike
Join choir, you will say you don’t have voice.
The voice you are using to moan “harder, harder “ Nko? ?
— Mike (@mikerrezzy) May 25, 2018
Is it your voice? The owner of the voice can decide whatever to do with it.
Why are you like this? Lol!
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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