What do Atiku’s son and Jonathan’s daughter have in common?

by Tutu Akinlabi

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There is probably already a conspiracy theory spinning in your heads but this may be just an innocent coincidence.

President Jonathan gave out his daughter’s hand in marriage in Bayelsa on the 5th of April and she will have the church wedding in Abuja, today April 12.

Former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar also had his son’s wedding in Dubai on April 5 and now the Yola, Adamawa state edition is holding today April 12.

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Is this a subtle war between the two political stalwarts or a test to see who is loyal to them and who is not?

Congratulations to both couples.

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