Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
https://twitter.com/LifeOfMotayo/status/1320995648603328512?s=20
Please what is going on here?
If you are dragging short people,just know that you are dragging the one and only Goat,'Messi' and we go cancel you
— Ahmadu (@Ahmadthegoatt) October 27, 2020
Lol.
No…its a physical disorder
Vertically challenged people https://t.co/YlxS7yDgex
— Bombardier (@bombardier1st) October 27, 2020
Why? Just why?
The cute thing about short girls is that they can stand in front of tv while watching football without blocking your view
So cute 😍😍😍😍
— Bombardier (@bombardier1st) October 27, 2020
If you need to compensate yourself.
I hope y’all know if the government wants to ban social media, nothing can stop them. E go pain me sha 🥺
— usen (@sencomforter) October 27, 2020
E be things…
If you take these twitter banters seriously especially the banters about height. Na you sabi o
No be this bird app person drag short men from morning till night 247 and that same person end up with short man as husband. Aunty no gree invite us come wedding sha. Pictures leak 🙂
— usen (@sencomforter) October 27, 2020
Set awon serious!
Dating short girls because of their agility and balance.
— CreatiWitty 🎭 (@SocialKhedi) October 27, 2020
Wahala for who no strong for ground
https://twitter.com/anuissavage/status/1321054508579958784?s=20
Lol…
https://twitter.com/BiyiThePlug/status/1321030539999092738?s=20
Serious problem…
https://twitter.com/Pog_llins/status/1321030855427530752?s=20
Lol.
