#DumbDumber: Man allows hyena to eat his penis to become rich (PICTURED)

by Tutu Akinlabi

Hyena guy

A man in Malawi has paid the ultimate price to become rich as he has reportedly allowed a Hyena to bite off his genitals.

Chamangeni Zulu is said to have offered himself to the Hyena on the orders of a witch doctor who prescribed it as a way to get rich.

He said:

“I met some business persons [witch doctors] who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body.” Zulu said from his hospital bed.

“On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.”

The man also claimed that he wasn’t bothered about the loss of his body parts as long as the promised wealth arrives.


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Comments

  • What a fucktard.

    mtent57 March 30, 2014 10:31 pm
  • Yuck.

    Booker April 1, 2014 11:17 pm
  • Is that the Hyena in the picture or the actual fucktard? It is difficult to tell! Jeezzzzz!

    Saab Man. April 7, 2014 10:40 pm
  • Is that the Hyena in the picture or the actual fucktard? It is difficult to tell! Jeezzzzz!

    Saab Man. April 7, 2014 10:40 pm
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