10 types of schoolmates we all grew up with

by Shantanu Prasher

 

School children

 

 

There’s no denying that school days were some of the best days of our lives. Back in school, we made friends that we still have and will probably have for the rest of our lives.

 

Speaking of friendship, here are 10 types of schoolmates we all grew up with –

1. The Booger Eater

No matter how delicious food his mom packed him for lunch, this guy just loved to eat boogers. He was always spotted with his fingers up his nose digging precisely, for lunch. Booger, I will find you and I will eat you.

2. Forever Alone

Well as you know, this guy was always alone. He was often spotted in washrooms, crying. And crying again when no one plays with him

3. Rich Dad’s Kid

This guy probably came to school in his dad’s BMW, while his classmates busted knees and feet walking to school. He was just too cool for everyone.

4. Teachers Pet

Most probably a class monitor, we caught this guy snitching around telling teachers what others did in the free period. He was often caught writing names on the black board. He was always very well dressed.

5. The Student Beater

This guy had issues, major anger issues. And this is how he dealt with his issues – by getting into fights. And sometimes he got beaten up because he picked a fight with a guy twice his size

6. The Victims

These were the ones who were either getting bullied by the students or, were often spotted being slapped by the teacher and also, getting hit by the duster, time and again…

7. The One Who Was Always Hungry

The recess bell used to set off this Tiffin snatching food binger.

8. The one who was always sleepy

In the first period or In the last period. And he is often woken up by the teacher.

9. The Backbenchers

No matter whatever transpired in the classroom, these guys just went LOL all the damn time. When a class fellow got slapped or when a class fellow got thrown out by the teacher…

10. The Porn Guru

We just can’t possibly forget this guy for the simple reason being -Porn. This guy was the one who introduced us to what we will watch for the rest of our lives-Porn.

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