Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Lami Apejoye aka girl going places
PR Girl and girl-child activist Lami Apejoye met with the Acting President today.
Receipts:
Yours Truly briefing@ProfOsinbajo on the NPower Social media platforms earlier today at the Situation room #Npowered pic.twitter.com/9IFNROP6MO
— ‘Lami Apejoye (@MsLami_A) July 14, 2017
Nice.
2. Justin Irabor in this episode of online shopping gone wrong.
It’s annoying to spend money on a thing and get little or no value for it. Hence Justin’s aggro:
https://twitter.com/TheVunderkind/status/885960825877520384
https://twitter.com/TheVunderkind/status/885962100820127744
https://twitter.com/TheVunderkind/status/885963217788424192
Recommend once bitten, twice shy.
3. Kelechi Okafor aka girl can twerk!
Dance instructor Kelechi is putting it to y’all. Senator Adeleke, how far?
One armed wall twerk because if you're gonna do it, do it for real. 😜 pic.twitter.com/zNj3CrHKo9
— Kelechi (@kelechnekoff) July 14, 2017
Reactions:
https://twitter.com/KnownOpsWizard/status/885960612404240384
https://twitter.com/KLCHII/status/885847087706914816
https://twitter.com/jaivonnealexa/status/885851639244042241
I would break my wrist, fall and crack my neck, resulting in my death https://t.co/oNTQ1JoR8f
— gigantic pussy having karaoke fiend (@sheixx_) July 14, 2017
https://twitter.com/JhaneParis/status/885960541428224000
Now we’ve seen everything.
4. Efosa Ojomo
Is this theory correct?
Human beings have such an intense proclivity towards laziness that it compels us to innovate.
— Efosa Ojomo (@EfosaOjomo) July 14, 2017
Lol. This is so wrong. Could it be that people just to make a difference – Medical advances? Or dey want to make money – Capitalism?
— Ava Momoh (@avamomoh) July 14, 2017
Or laziness?
5. Dina Leygerman
Social media trolls can sting- without question. We know why:
https://twitter.com/dinachka82/status/885964917387522048
https://twitter.com/dinachka82/status/885965396360253440
Seriously!
6. Kathleen
This! Another reason to appreciate the Carters’ genius:
Still sobbing from gratitude. @LaineyGossip on Beyonce's gift & why Sir Carter is a GREAT name. Don't @ me. https://t.co/dXaFfEZZaQ pic.twitter.com/qslYOF8ScW
— Kathleen Newman-Bremang (@KathleenNB) July 14, 2017
In awe.
7. Black Hermit’s crisis:
Pray for me guys, I'm dealing with a family crisis. I just found out that my sister has been stealing my face scrub.
— Uncluche (@TheBlackHermit) July 14, 2017
Reactions:
https://twitter.com/Monaayy/status/885959082976399361
Wow. So sorry for your loss. I know you're strong. You'll get through this. Hugs. https://t.co/nwueMjZF3m
— Vaginal Horoscope Agba feminist🏳️🌈🌈 (@IjeomaOgood) July 14, 2017
Awww.
