Deadly Double Ds: Katy Perry’s bra deemed a health hazard

by Adeniyi Abdul

Katy Perry may get a lot of attention for her set of breasts and clearly she doesn’t mind, judging by her shooting whip cream and fireworks out of them in two videos, but one person who’s a bit more cautious when it comes to her chest region is her insurance company.

The Sun reports that the pop star’s insurers have instructed her to stop wearing rotating bras, in particular one costume which she wears on tour which features red and white spinning lollipos, as they are dangerous to her health. The concerns stem from the possibility of her hair getting caught up in the bra, which could lead to her neck being sprained, or snapping, which we can all agree would be quite terrible.

“I keep being told the insurers are worried I will injure my neck,” says Perry, who doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I seriously doubt it could be lethal but they want a new bra designed that will not allow hair to be caught up. ”

“Well, I was always known at school as the over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder.”

She also recounted an occurrence where her hair did get caught in the contraption saying: “My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around.”

“I’m forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own t**,” she said. “What a girl does for her art.”

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