Former President Goodluck Jonathan returned from his vacation to the UK Tuesday night and Nigerians started the Twitter hashtag #GejWhileYouWereAway, stating some of the things that happened in the country while he was away from Nigeria.

See the 10 funniest tweets:

"@abdulmalik_x: #GEJWhileYouWereAway PMB as been mentioning PATIENCE…..keep an eye on your wife." 😂😂😂

— Ellyn (@cute_ellyn) July 8, 2015

#GejWhileYouWereAway I gained more followers in a day than i did in a month during your regime

— Dnt Read My Favs (@Naijablogger) July 8, 2015

#GEJWhileYouWereAway , Pa Buhari magically distributed money from the empty treasury you left behind. GENIUS! pic.twitter.com/dZkWmOJPB7

— AYOKUNLE Odekunle (@Oddy4real) July 8, 2015

#GEJWhileYouWereAway ,local champion,Bola Tinubu left his ludo game in Lagos 2 play chess in Abuja.He was annihilated pic.twitter.com/q2wXinBfFx

— AYOKUNLE Odekunle (@Oddy4real) July 8, 2015

#GejWhileYouWereAway some shameless Governors trekked to Aso Rock to beg Buhari for money!

— Mr. Ted (@Iam_SuperTed) July 8, 2015

#GejWhileYouWereAway Our Naira was dancing "First of all, go down low" and singing "I need you" -Track 2 of the Wailing Wailers Album.

— Ebube Patriot Wailer (@akaebube) July 8, 2015

#GejWhileYouWereAway Rick Ross started NYSC pic.twitter.com/gTSG9oB48j

— ᶜᵃˡˡ ᵐᵉ ѺĴƹ♏ßΛ²º¹5®™ (@Ojemba99) July 8, 2015

#GejWhileYouWereAway an empty treasury gave birth to N700bn… After the miraculous birth of Jesus Christ.. This is the most mysterious

— LAI D' PINOCCHIO (@RadicalYouthMan) July 8, 2015

#GejWhileYouWereAway and took Patience with you, we no longer have patience.

— Mike Asukwo (@Asukwoeb) July 8, 2015

#GejWhileYouWereAway I have been waiting for my own N5000 monthly bailout fund pic.twitter.com/RpSkXdvoFH

— Don B (@bishopmarn) July 8, 2015