God of Speed Darlington, How much is your account balance? | Funny tweets we saw from Nigerians today

January 13, 2021

Michael Isaac

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:

Speed Darlington: "I be Omo babalawo"

Tunde Ednut: "I thought you said Omo baba olowo" pic.twitter.com/a6gIPslRUT
— v¡vą? (@realviva__) January 13, 2021

Now we know better!

Make Tunde Ednut carry seven white Virgin lizards go beg Speed Darlington oo ?? pic.twitter.com/DYsU3eUoKC
— Roviel ? (@ObongRoviel) January 13, 2021

E get why!

Eyah https://t.co/XlgzJPO23A
— Iya Oba (@mowaGLINT) January 13, 2021

What she said…

I don send snap to the wrong person. why always me lord.
— Minx ?✨ (@DamilohunA) January 13, 2021

Should we tell her?

“For those of you who can’t crawl, try running” https://t.co/DDewNHieem
— Minx ?✨ (@DamilohunA) January 13, 2021

The motivation you need for 2021.

Yes, you’re right! The way I see it, I think it is a chronic state of mental and psychological numbness or hollowness. https://t.co/x9w5lgXcpc
— Diplomatic Baggage (@Afobaje__) January 13, 2021

Take this seriously.

Code word for sex. pic.twitter.com/0kaUIumHXs
— Sammy Desh (@Deshysmalls) January 13, 2021

What is this tweet?

Love and light will trend today. By tomorrow it’s back to bullying and abusing people you don’t agree with. Clowns.
— Semper Fi (@t_nemi) January 13, 2021

Lol…

Some friendships should not exceed social media.
— Blacq Man Jr. (@King_Blacq) January 13, 2021

E get why…

10.

Most Smiles are fake, people are going through a lot.
— valking ♔ (@_VALKlNG) January 13, 2021

Take this seriously.

Michael Isaac

Michael is a dynamic writer who is still exploring the nuances of life and being human. When I’m not writing, I’m out with friends or spending nice time alone watching movies or TV Shows.
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