On Greece…

That Merkel-Obama strategy brainstorm in full. #G7Summit pic.twitter.com/HntaSuFiKJ

— Paul Mason (@paulmasonnews) June 8, 2015

“I’m telling you Barack, the Greeks are a pain in my ass this big” pic.twitter.com/a3dvxREl32

— J.McE (@je_mc2) June 8, 2015

Wait – is it the pain that is that big or the ass? Honest question. https://t.co/vd3HemVbT6 — Mark Amaza (@amasonic) June 8, 2015

On US espionage…

“No I vill NOT get in! Who let you in here anyvay?? It’s bad enough you listen to my phonecalls!” #G7 #Merkel #Obama pic.twitter.com/9GporEgu7T — Berlaymonster (@Berlaymonster) June 8, 2015

On, well, yeah…

Is it zis big? Well you have to find out yourself. Ah! Vee vill get in ze trable Nah. Look at Bill. He aiight. pic.twitter.com/1JEjHGTJ88

— Elnathan John (@elnathan) June 8, 2015

*afterward* Wow! Even bigger zan I saught. I’m black. It’s how we are. pic.twitter.com/9kHRSipLnv — Elnathan John (@elnathan) June 8, 2015