Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
They thought they were sidelining our starboy Osinbajo, little did they know they were helping him with self-isolation against the virus they already contracted. Now lookat God! Baba onísé iyanu?
— Wale Adetona (@iSlimfit) March 25, 2020
We serve a living God.
2.
Osinbajo tested negative… somebody shout hallelujah.
— Adetutu Balogun (Ezi Ada 1 of Diaspora) (@Tutsy22) March 25, 2020
Testimony on Sunday, full thanksgiving. Jollof rice.
3.
Someone called Kemi Olunloyo +234 Fabrizio Romano lmao
— Jack Robinson (@FeralJack_) March 25, 2020
Isn’t she though?
4.
A whole Sonwo Olu is begging lagosians for money, you’re now saying you’re surprised that I dropped my account details under Runtown’s tweet…
— Engineer Tolu Tezzy_ ? (@tolutezzy_) March 25, 2020
Don’t mind them bro, let them be forming.
5.
When’s the next presidential election? Let’s vote out Naira Marley and vote in Runtown.
— AJ | Adonai Jacuzzi (@mrmanhere_) March 25, 2020
Can’t we have two presidents at the same time?
6.
The world is ending, Stop forgiving that your useless boyfriend, we also want you.
— uncle kelechi † (@_igwilo) March 25, 2020
OK.
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