The biggest news in Nigeria today – bigger than the fact that it’s another Wednesday and no one can point to the whereabouts of President Buhari – is that Banky W is engaged to Adesua Etomi.
Nigeria’s number 1 bachelor (we’d limit his status to the entertainment industry but no, number 1, no buts) is finally getting married. This news is naturally amplified by the fact that Banky W has, for quite a while, being the only eligible bachelor in his circle of friends. A fact he’s often teased with on social media.
But no more apparently.
He’s engaged to Nollywood actress and his The Wedding Party co-star, Adesua Etomi. To be honest, Adesua Etomi is quite the catch herself. Just the other day, on Twitter, Adekunle Gold was begging for RTs (retweets) in order to get her to go on a date with him – because, “friend zone yi ti su mi”.
Anyway, lest we get so carried away with the euphoric news of their engagement that we forget all the other boys in town, we have to quickly assess the playing field to find the other eligible bachelors around here now that Banky is off the market.
Let’s start with Lynxxx
Chukie Edozien is easily now the most eligible bachelor around here. He’s not only fiiiiiiiine, he’s also become a lot more spiritual over the past few years, saying “light extinguishes darkness, so once I saw the light. It was a no brainer to say good bye to my old life and old ways.”
Who does not want a fine looking and hardworking young man who has accepted to live his life according to the ways of the Lord.
Falz the bahd Guy
Son of the human right activist, Femi Falana (SAN), Folarin Falana did his run with the legal industry for a while before charting his own path in the music industry; creating a never-before-heard style for himself.
Remember how you felt when you thought he had been taken off the single market by Simi? Exactly! That’s the reason Falz the BahdGuy is om our most eligible bachelors list.
“Looking for your Johnny”?
Alex Ekubo is your man. Easily one of the most good looking guys around town, Alex Ekubo is also one of the funniest going by his Instagram posts. And we know how you like them funny.
Forget how much he loved Yvonne Nelson’s waist, Iyanya has been single for years now, focusing instead on sprucing up his career. In the short time that he’s joined Mavin, Iyanya has already dropped an EP. That’s the kind of ambition we all love, isn’t it?
And the body does not hurt, does it?
Model, actor, globe-trotter and all-round hotness! What else do you want?
E. O. D.
OH! There’s one more:
Because we know you like to deny how much you love Charles Okocha and we are here to tell you your own truth!