TF(or)A: The two out of three theory

by The Toolsman

Two out of three theory?  I’m sure some readers are wondering what the heck  that is. Well, just as it is, two out of three, thats all a woman needs  to meet the “I’ll bed you/I’ll wife you” criteria for most guys. You  might have heard guys talking about TAF, TFA or FAT – yes? no? Well, T = Tits, F = Face, A = Ass.

This theory (common among the male folk) that most guys will bed (or  wife, depending on your type of person) a chic once she can meet two of  the three requirements  stated above, has become almost absolutely  adopted (consciously or unconsciously) by guys. Yes, it’s no lie that  the average male is a very visual creature. He makes choices based on  what he sees as opposed to the females but the general idea that it  takes meeting only two out of these “very physical” criteria to bed a  woman makes me wonder about this  generation.

I mean, whatever happened to a decent personality? Does that not come handy even while in the sack? A lot of guys are probably going like  HOW?  – It’s not as if you give two hoots about her smiling at you or laying your sheets after a roll in the hay (that freaks a lot of guys out by the way). Women who often see “not-so-good-looking” women with very good looking men will easily pass this off as the height of Male chauvinism but it’s simply the 2/3 theory and to get by, I’ll advice you start taking it  seriously.

Ok, so I won’t go ahead and say all men have adopted this theory. I  mean, I’ve dealt with a few 1/3 in my short life (mostly having a cute face with little or no T & A) but maybe that’s just due to my open  minded nature but then again, I’m very positive that I’m not alone here. I’ve seen other brothers walking along the street proudly holding on to their 1/3 chic (even though she might be making up for this in other  ways), the general excuse for this would probably be “she must have a  great personality” but did I hear the guys go roooooooight?

For me, it will have to come to 3/4. You just can’t knock out a great personality even if its for something very casual (insert/delete  one-night-stands depending on your person). If I find you boring,  overtly sarcastic, condescending or insensitive as a person, no matter how hawt you look (T,F & A), well, it won’t be impossible (*cough *cough) but it’ll just be harder to bring myself to ‘just’ bed you. So here are a few questions. To the guys out there, do you  support the 2/3 theory or you’d rather have all three? And for the  ladies, what’s your take on all of this, if you guys have the 10/3 theory,  do you think it’s right for us to adopt the 2/3 theory? Have your say.

One comment

  1. For me, its PFTA in that order. PF is perfect (2/4). If your exam result is 50%…you've passed, ain't that true? Even if T and A must count, then the percentage rating should be P=30, F=30, T=20, A=20. I hope some right thinking male agrees with me!

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