by Lekan Olanrewaju
What do George Clooney and Jason Russell have in common? They were both arrested yesterday. The difference? Clooney was arrested for protesting for human rights in Sudan while the founder of the Kony 2012 campaign, Russell got picked up for, er…masturbating in public. As you can imagine that got people talking. And there was also the matter of the mystery “Ikeja bomb”. Did it go off? Did it not go off? Did it even exist at all? Check out what people on twitter had to say on these and more
@gbengasesan: Each morning, as you rise to add value to a nation that doesn’t exactly inspire, look not at what is but what can be, through (y)our efforts
@ojcasmir: Ex militants earn more than military retirees. Noone dares ask the militants to come out for ‘biometric verifications’ smh
@rosanwo: I hope no one is acting nollywood movies with bombs to get credit
@dolisexy: @Gidi_Traffic @rosanwo the rumour going round abt bomb underbridge ikeja is far from bn true, there is no bomb explosion anywre in ikeja!
@Joan_Rivers: St. Patrick’s Day is tomorrow! It’s the holiday when the Irish get together and ask themselves, “What the hell does Toora Loora Loora mean?”
@osi_suave: A strong man is someone who can fry plantain and not eat from it before he is done frying all..
@TheEllenShow: George Clooney was arrested in DC for protesting against human rights violations in Sudan. He’s a great man. I hope I’m his one phone call.
@BorowitzReport: I don’t know who to believe anymore, so thank you, public masturbating guy, for doing something authentic today.
@LorraineELLE: George Clooney’s been arrested? I’m posting bail and he will be released safely into my custody.
@ogundamisi: It is clear that D Nigerian state is weak; structure fragile, cant fault GEJ. He’s left with no choice, military victory over BH is a mirage