Truthfully, this thread got us guffawing without restraint and the reason is simple: the storyteller’s quest is every curvaceous woman’s longing. Just like the search for the elixir of life, the search for flat abs without exercising for it is one of the obsessions of this generation. That’s why websites traffic in tommy blasters, weight loss teas and such, many of which are supposedly organic.

Ololade learnt the hard way. Don’t be Ololade.

So, I have been researching natural remedies for having a flat belly without having to exercise or do liposuction. pic.twitter.com/miicOfhBm4

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) September 28, 2017

So, I asked this madam and she said mix egusi bara with original schnapps. Leave overnight. Take a shot if the mix every morning
Me: pic.twitter.com/wr7X5XdMwz

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) September 28, 2017

 

The same egusi bara? She said yes.
Bear in mind that you will literally shit the fat out and you will have serious cramps
Me: pic.twitter.com/C8bSAr1ArW

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) September 28, 2017

I am not trying to kill myself. Na big belle I get, I no kill person pic.twitter.com/gdudEu0bAi

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) September 28, 2017

Then, I went on Pinterest. I saw natural remedies for flat belle my eyes nearly popped.The only thing left was for them to add incantations pic.twitter.com/dBOd6bJ0FA

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) September 28, 2017

A leaf of lettuce, add parsley, mix with mint leaves and other orisirisi
Me: pic.twitter.com/uSaruMNyaD

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) September 28, 2017

Finally, I saw one.
A teaspoon each of ginger, garlic & one lemon
A dash of cayenne pepper. Everything in hot water. pic.twitter.com/hTZ4B4hZ7H

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) September 28, 2017

Fam, I tried it.
Let me just say this, I have learnt to love my big belle pic.twitter.com/X5i9ZUi8DH

— Tolulọpẹ Aladire (@ToluBabyGirl) September 28, 2017

LMAO. That’ll teach you.