Political Twitter Nigeria can be an amusing and deadly space, and should, therefore, come with a caveat: enter at your own risk. We’re issuing you a caveat in respect of this post: Highly prejudiced. Proceed at your own risk. The reason is simple- party politics is at play.

Ever since Ibe Kachikwu’s leaked memo on the inner workings of NNPC in recent times were released, PDP stalwarts have had a field day.

[In case you missed it]: “Baru’s fraudulent $26 billion contract scandal causes Twitter outrage”

It’s the breath of fresh air they’ve needed to come back from the relentless Jonathan was so corrupt, he drove Nigeria’s economy into the ground rhetoric. It’s also given them leverage against the opposition APC, who was only too eager to roast their party over Diezani and Andrew Yakubu‘s (Jonathan’s appointees) reported jaw-dropping theft at the same corporation.

This thread is a clean strike against all the APC overlords on TwitterNG, with a GEJ-Diezani grudge (let’s just call it a PDP grudge) -even if the tweep gets some of his facts wrong.

See below:

A thread on Twitter influencers that would've been dancing naked at the $26b Baru illegal contracts if it were GEJ, NASS or Diezani.

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Omojuwa – Calls NASS despicable names. Diezani gives him ecstacy. But since Baru, he's considering deactivating his Twitter account. pic.twitter.com/7bSevqW18R

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Chude – tongue speaking Buhari evangelist who told us God told him that Buhari is the "democratic ideal" is minding his biz (Ynaija). pic.twitter.com/KKGjdCXlMa

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Mark Essien – inundated us with "Buhari isn't corrupt" and his Spartan lifestyle but has switched allegiance to El Rufai, now a motivator. pic.twitter.com/YtfUPxOtM0

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Kayode Ogundamisi – fixated on IPOB, jerks off and masturbates at anything Saraki. Kanu is his medicine. pic.twitter.com/AQp8si3eOh

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Ediong – tweeting about one Nigeria and how each of us can "walk the talk". He's minding his business in the abroad. pic.twitter.com/oyqNvs3WFA

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Ayourb – Trust this guy. He's doing damage control, sharing whatsapp group messages of the in-fighting in NNPC and Pet Ministry. pic.twitter.com/JVGgezUNB1

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Philip Obin – minding his business and worried about the Catalonia referendum. The heist in NNPC is the least of all his worries. pic.twitter.com/FBLQ2ZopDz

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Madam Lauretta – She's thinking of who she will leave her fortunes. This doesn't concern Mama P or Diezani, so no need. pic.twitter.com/i5aElKMj6l

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

@DrJoeAbah – who has since become citizen Joe has rediscovered his philosophical prowess. His days at BPE couldn't prevent the NNPC heist. pic.twitter.com/1Yt2w19cu7

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Mr Aye Dee – started a fight with @tstvafrica and is Nig cable TV regulator. As a dual citizen (US), the Las Vegas shooting bothers him. pic.twitter.com/NKy8EF25ET

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Rosanwo – partly producing "Kleptocracy Tour", visits to Saraki, Diezani & others' mansions. They were preparing to strike when Baru struck. pic.twitter.com/NYE8kTgB8u

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

@Chxta – he has been lamenting the police state Nigeria has become under Buhari. He was yanked off air while discussing #AsabaMassacre pic.twitter.com/f4OTrAf1Qe

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Henry Okelue – He's now a music and entertainment enthusiast. He reviews comedians, artists and finds pleasure in critiquing their works. pic.twitter.com/la4oSJfWzo

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Nedu Ekeke (nedunaija) – Nigeria is wearing him out but he has faith. We can only pray for him. Cos he may flee the country anytime soon. pic.twitter.com/XhVbsh7Rsq

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

DOlusegun – bothered abt rising rate of rape, DSTV versus TSTV brouhaha & taking polls & measuring the engagement levels of his followers. pic.twitter.com/Wm266lE33t

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Soul Jah(jeffphilips1) – has since become a student of history. Tweeting about the civil war and remittances from Nigerians in the abroad. pic.twitter.com/JEmeracm8W

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Mr Jags – cashing in on the new football season. Jersey orders are much. Has been having altercation with Gtbank. Tweeting godliness too. pic.twitter.com/yqEV2mYT0k

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Oby Ezekwesili – Mama d Mama has been criticising Buhari's Oct 1st speech tho. However, she's been threading softly cos Baru is appalling. pic.twitter.com/7d4R8QLVRp

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Juliet 'Kego – Aunty lives in abroad & @OgadahObinna describes her as "most devious politically correct individual existing in Nig today." pic.twitter.com/LRVV02E7Ns

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Yadomah – She's currently in a hiatus. She last tweeted in early Sept that her heart was heavy. Recent events not making it any better. pic.twitter.com/Q0iKxYgGL5

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Gbenga Gold – his main target remains the NASS. Taking constant swipes at them. He's busy selling npower. For him, govt is working. pic.twitter.com/9PdpOymqaI

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Abusidiqu – party person to the core. Reminding his party members that their problems are self inflicted. He's been taking history classes. pic.twitter.com/clqGCk6maW

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Temisan Okomi – a seasoned sports journalist that has spent the past few days dabbling into issues of feminism and male chauvinism. pic.twitter.com/DCDRIV6yYN

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Don Jazzy – told us of the relic his generator will become with Fashola and Buhari & snarled @ Diezani. Today, he's facing his music empire. pic.twitter.com/rtfi9cVbFi

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

DoubleEph – prefers to worry abt inflation & family issues. Has not finished dealing with quantitative easing strategy of CBN, now Baru. pic.twitter.com/TDECkKg1Hu

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Osi_suave – an OAP that has discovered that the less he dabbles into politics the better for his career. No love lost with miracle pastors. pic.twitter.com/YfmDgkyNlf

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

Peacock – a new vocation in bringing positivity to his followers. Now tweets mostly in Hausa, most of us can't understand what he's saying. pic.twitter.com/EXxUCwHQg7

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017

T Rankin – uses sophistry to confuse his bemused followers that gape in awe of the cockney accent series that titillate their appetite. pic.twitter.com/V4xUCT0dpp

— Don Barzini (@tksilicon) October 5, 2017