This past week was lit, seriously. After all the rigmarole, Judas Iscariot aka Jimoh Ibrahim moves, and court manouvres, APC won the Ondo elections. Just like it did in Edo. So we guess for Jimoh Ibrahim, it was worth it. He can now rest in peace easy.
We had not fully settled into the week, when Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) slammed us with an announcement from the pit of hell: data price hike. But the hullabaloo Nigerians made over the matter on social media caused them to back pedal. Turns out the FG had nothing to do with. Also turns out telcos were in cahoots with the NCC, and to think we thought they were the good guys.
Then Gambia happened. If you have been living under a rock, you should know that Gambia is now free from 22 years of dictatorship. The rejoicing, like an orchestra, had many parts. Wohoo. And yes, we are standing against #NYSCAbuse, which simply translates to the mistreatment of corpers in NYSC custody, which in the past week has led to death. Sad stories. Oh, and The Experience 11 was awesome, and for a spiritual gathering, there were funny moments in between.
In true style, the thread below has little or nothing to do with the topics of the week. They are curated to make you laugh, make you snort, and be informed.
Enjoy:
When igbo fathers meet their old ckc onitcha class mates!
"Chief okekeeee!"
"The Law!!!"
"Chief okekeee"
"The lawww" pic.twitter.com/jUbE8sY9Dq— 50cent (@pam_E_chic) August 20, 2014
Someone at Hermes has tasted Moi-Moi😊😂👏 pic.twitter.com/x3UnKJCN7z
— The Crazy Book Lady (@LipglossMAFFIA) November 26, 2016
The biggest Judas in Nigerian politics today is Jimoh Ibrahim. He sold his party for money. He lives like Judas and he will end like Judas.
— Femi Fani-Kayode (@realFFK) November 27, 2016
If some African Fathers were on snapchat ? pic.twitter.com/zN6DUB7Dk0
— IFIOK (@ifiokalbert) November 27, 2016
How DNA works: All tweeps deserve a chance to see this!!
Takes just few minutes and also RETWEET ?? https://t.co/G9wLLlpHUB— Olayinka (@GalacticoHD) November 27, 2016
First time I got arrested, I let all my "bros" know. Guess who was outside waiting for me when I bonded myself out at 3am…my girlfriend.
— Numbuh 5 (@DeMarcose) November 30, 2016
May 2016 – Howard University, USA:
Of the 96 Doctor of Pharmacy candidates, 43 were Nigerians. 27 awards were given, Nigerians took home 16 pic.twitter.com/uHARtbi0MS
— Facts About Africa (@OnlyAfricaFacts) November 30, 2016
Hiring people with a strong sense of entitlement very rarely works out, no matter how good they are on other axes
— Sam Altman (@sama) November 30, 2016
https://twitter.com/afalli/status/804256936837390336
Watch these 4 hilarious versions of the Nigerian national anthem. ???? pic.twitter.com/f2Ol5VLx81
— Accelerate (@AccelerateTV) November 30, 2016
Bonus (Because we can’t let them go to waste)
Where two or three Nigerians are gathered, they're talking about MMM
— Big Mac' (@moofasar) December 1, 2016
Advisor: "By your age Alexander the Great had conquered most of the world."
Student: "He had Aristotle as a teacher…"
— William Morgan, PhD (@willmorgan66) November 30, 2016
Loving all the mannequins doing the human challenge. pic.twitter.com/up53wmJIBW
— David Schneider (@davidschneider) November 25, 2016
Till next week, folks.
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