Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
You’d meet a girl and y’all will start talking, she’ll tell you ” I don’t want a guy right now, guys are scum blah blah blah”…one thing will lead to another and y’all will get down then she’ll start asking “what are we now?”
We’re the world sis, we’re the children
— BEBO⚘ (@gustav_00) July 15, 2019
I hate this “women are women’s biggest enemy narrative”
Women are capable of hurting one another yes, it’s human
But they won’t rape and kill you.
— olotufunke.com (@funkeolotu_) July 14, 2019
Don’t mind Don Jazzy
The highest body of “Christianity” in Nigeria just went ALL out to show support for an accused rapist. This same body said that COZA wasn’t their member. What changed??
Leave these churches and face your God or choose ME as your leader if you MUST be led by someone.
— Ada Akunne aka Mummy BO (@SheisBoki) July 15, 2019
COZA must chop.
A Pastor who – pays security officials and pays people to forge a counter protest on his behalf; pays officials of CAN to say they stand with him; pays social media influencers to twist the narrative of over 15 rape allegations of him – is guilt-ridden, venal and vile.
— Jake Okechukwu Effoduh (@effodu) July 15, 2019
I think Jay Z needs to cut his hair because it looks unkept. My wife says I have a bias against black hair & I have no business commenting on the physical appearance of a billionaire because he doesn’t need my styling tips pic.twitter.com/ucfomUHSew
— Ayo Adepoju (@ayo_WPGM) July 15, 2019
Your wife should be the head of the house
In 2023, please do NOT vote for criminals or retired criminals.
Set your standards a tad higher.
— Juliet ‘Kego | #Poetry4Change (@julietkego) July 15, 2019
A tad higher indeed.
The North’s tolerance to wrong is because one of their own is in Power;The South West tolerance to Wrong is because they are expecting one of theirs to be next in Power.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) July 15, 2019
The game is the game.
At a meeting at a top firm and one of the Associates just walked in a sun dress and sandals. On a Monday morning. As per summer.
But in Nigeria where we are practically in summer all year round people will be wearing three piece suit plus tie.
— Moe (@Mochievous) July 15, 2019