Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Chude Jideonwo

…the part where he writes, “After all, I myself, I come from Nigeria…“. Quite sad.

2. Adekunle Gold

Understanding this thing called life everyday.

— KING AG #ABOUT30 (@adekunleGOLD) December 6, 2017

Trust your process. Repeat!

— KING AG #ABOUT30 (@adekunleGOLD) December 6, 2017

3. Mufti Ismail Menk

Hmmm…

The root of all diseases of the heart is our love and attachment to this materialistic world. We know this world is temporary, yet we find it so hard to disengage from it. May the Almighty guide our hearts into desiring what is lasting – the Hereafter.

— Mufti Ismail Menk (@muftimenk) December 6, 2017

4. Yemi Alade

Ohoh! Too much work?

These my late night cravings…shrug… i need to stop skipping breakfast ?? if work will let me put myself first ?

— #HOWIFEEL (@yemialadee) December 6, 2017

5. Aisha Yesufu

Still on the #EndSARS campaign

heartless paid thugs are attacking the #EndSARS campaign!

according to their fish brains, it's a campaign against the president!

— Nafiu T (@nafeezi) December 6, 2017

President Buhari doesn't need anyone to campaign against him. He does it brilliantly. Come to think of it thats one thing he has done exceedingly well https://t.co/Jts3V4M4xE

— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) December 6, 2017

6. Alajede Ibrahim

Very valid question, since the Police think the person who started the #EndSARS campaign should be investigated.

FOLLOWING THE ARREST OF MOSES MOTONI OF @BudgITng, A PROJECT TRACKING OFFICER, WHO WAS DETAINED BY SARS FOR CARRYING OUT HIS JOB, DO Y'ALL THINK MY VISIT TO THE COMMISSIONER OF POLICE OFFICE IS STILL SECURED? #EndSARS

— Biyi The Plug ? (@Baddman20) December 6, 2017