Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Men with extra deep voices aren’t more intelligent than others . They just say their own rubbish with more authority. Olodo with bass.
— Abike (@Jollz) July 9, 2019
Give your life to Christ…
To Nigerians justifying the attack on Shiites and baiting them to attack and gleefully using that as a reason to keep attacking them. Remember BOKO HARAM and ask yourself if you can deal with another
— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) July 9, 2019
The answer to the Shiite issue is: JUSTICE.
— Comrade Deji Adeyanju (@adeyanjudeji) July 9, 2019
Until they throw you back in prison.
A list of 10 points why you’re marrying someone and not once did you say you love her. Every single point is about how she financially supported you. Nothing about her as a person, attributes, personality. You guys are scary man.
— AU (@AdakuUfere) July 9, 2019
My cousin said she spent about 700k (Asoebi, flight, accommodation et al) on a friend’s wedding and now the friend won’t even talk to her. This feels like MMM and her guider is currently unresponsive 😂😂😂.
— Glory Osei (@glory_osei) July 9, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies, anime and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.