Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Bisi Alimi
Dear Nigerians, stop putting your religion on your cv, it is not a professional qualification and it can cost you a chance to get a job. I dont care what god you serve, I just want the job done.
— Ashiwaju Bisi Alimi (@bisialimi) December 6, 2018
Abi oo. Tell them.
2. Ebuka Akara
Why do most Nigerians believe anything on Social Media, first our President is a clone now Bowen Student impregnates VCs wife.?♀
I have read the true story, see the link here https://t.co/cn0E93jQky
— Ebuka Akara (@ebuka_akara) December 6, 2018
You forgot ‘all Fulani are killer herdsmen’ – a very grave allegation.
3. Toro Gimba
Politician can have a great manifesto, But nobody is asking the HOW question. U wan to give jobs? HOW? U wan to give constant power. HOW?
— Toro Gimba (@ToroGimba) December 6, 2018
Exactly. Valid.
4. Elnathan John
Nigerians deserve Nigeria.
— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) December 6, 2018
Succinctly true.
Or where is the lie?
A support statement:
You want to scream that Nigeria has bad, criminal leadership. But then you turn to regular folk and see their culture. See their hateful religious practices. See their addiction to violence. To murderous gods. To blood. To intolerance. You see their complicity in it all.
— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) December 6, 2018
5. Aba Boy
Dear fellow woke people,
This might come as a shock as I am ashamed to say it. I don't feel Adekunle Gold.— Aba Boy?? (@Frank_LeanXV) December 6, 2018
Okay.
6. Sheedah
This people make fun of their President everyday and you think your Buhari is sacred ??
— Sheedah (@Adefromd90s) December 6, 2018
No mind them. We will not pay attention to more important things. Besides, the President’s response was in a laughing manner.
7. Juliet Kego
NOT a protest at Aso Rock/NASS/Govt lodge over:
ASUU strike
Education
Healthcare
High maternal/infant mortality rates
13.2 Million kids out-of-school
Poor infrastructure
Unpaid wages
Obscene wages/welfare of all political office holders..BUT a protest re visa to Atiku!
— Juliet 'Kego #JusticeForOchanya (@julietkego) December 6, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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