Today’s Noisemakers: Chris Ngwodo, Falz the bahd guy and a chilling Lagos kidnap story

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:


1 Osarumen Osamuyi

So CAN is furious that Muslims get to keep Islamic Religious Knowledge in Secondary schools while Christian Religious Knowledge has been booted out the back door. Osarumen Osamuyi thinks both should be given the boot.



2. Falz

The comedian and musician is tired of fellow artistes repping kidnappers and their ilk in their music videos. He’d like them to keep it clean. WATCH:


3. @iam_AbdulAxis

Yesterday, Davido couldn’t contain his excitement when Ronaldo of football fame followed him on the Gram.

All my guys call me @cristiano !! ???????? MADRID HERE I COME !! ?

A post shared by Davido Adeleke (@davidoofficial) on

Well, one or two Nigerians think he should have behaved.


4. Chike is talking about business integrity

5. Christian

Apparently, the Lagos government needs to shine their spotlight on Surulere as the happenings there are becoming terrifying. See below:


6. @duchesskk summarises the warped ideology of the Nigerian State:


7. Chris Ngwodo

There’s been an outcry from some sections of society asking why the media and Nigerians are not talking about the fulani killings.

@King Alfred had explained the duplicity of expecting outrage only when it’s your people and Chris Ngwodo lends his 2 cents. See below:


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