Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Osarumen Osamuyi
So CAN is furious that Muslims get to keep Islamic Religious Knowledge in Secondary schools while Christian Religious Knowledge has been booted out the back door. Osarumen Osamuyi thinks both should be given the boot.
Scrap both CRK and IRK, teach Nigerian History and Philosophy so we can start having sense.
— Osarumen Osamuyi (@SkweiRd) June 22, 2017
If you want your child to grow up in the way of [insert deity of choice], then train them at home. This thing is actually getting tiring.
— Osarumen Osamuyi (@SkweiRd) June 22, 2017
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2. Falz
The comedian and musician is tired of fellow artistes repping kidnappers and their ilk in their music videos. He’d like them to keep it clean. WATCH:
Guys!!! @falzthebahdguy is saying the hard truth here.
Entertainers stop singing about fraudsters. Loud it!!!! pic.twitter.com/GxeeUCs0K7— Ugonnia (@AustinYugo) June 22, 2017
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Falz = lawyer with international exposure, staying in character and sounding like a stark illiterate while talking serious stuff is SMHish
— Mr. Aye Dee (@MrAyeDee) June 22, 2017
I actually thought I'm the only one that his/jenifas accent irritates.
— Princewill A. (@Pr1ncewill) June 22, 2017
Falz wants to talk about morality and decency in art, but Davido insulted his elder, Dele Momodu, right on his own song.
— – jeffrudeen (@VillageParrot) June 22, 2017
3. @iam_AbdulAxis
Yesterday, Davido couldn’t contain his excitement when Ronaldo of football fame followed him on the Gram.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVm1WBIFbB4/?taken-by=davidoofficial
Well, one or two Nigerians think he should have behaved.
Wizkid not even celebrating going on tour with Future. Man low-key enjoying the fame but your MCM wire man is shouting Ronaldo followed him.
— Team France ?? (@Iam_Abdulaxis) June 22, 2017
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ah! It's Ronald we are talking about Ororo, the world best, Ronaldo!!!!!
— Saint Sammy Ganja (@glesamson) June 22, 2017
It doesn't require noise fah!
— Team France ?? (@Iam_Abdulaxis) June 22, 2017
it deserves a mad Owambe
— Saint Sammy Ganja (@glesamson) June 22, 2017
https://twitter.com/TimmyYeni/status/877961268732215297
If Ronaldo follows me, we'd do party, Thanksgiving and graduation into the celeb status.. I go trend pass Evans walahi ??
— MAESTRO ? (@TheOlogoOlutoye) June 22, 2017
Imagine him, a millionaire, still being in awe of the free things in life. https://t.co/q49iSyzCAI
— T. Rankïn' ∆ (@AfroVII) June 22, 2017
4. Chike is talking about business integrity
@Mrcharlesdallas @Chiomabbb
I can't imagine myself sell something I knew was faulty to a customer who trusted me to buy my goods.Noway!— chikesteven (@chikesteven1) June 22, 2017
@Mrcharlesdallas @Chiomabbb
Bcos sometime i imagine d kind of trust dos customers had 2 giv me their hardearned money.so no disappointment— chikesteven (@chikesteven1) June 22, 2017
5. Christian
Apparently, the Lagos government needs to shine their spotlight on Surulere as the happenings there are becoming terrifying. See below:
1) Thread – Surulere peeps be woke, my friend was kidnapped entering a keke at Chicken Republic on Bode Thomas to shitta on Sunday.
— Igbo Wolf©️ (@Chris_Goth) June 22, 2017
22) this is spine shivering because this is a route surulere peeps take everyday, God help us, It has been reported to the police
— Igbo Wolf©️ (@Chris_Goth) June 22, 2017
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6. @duchesskk summarises the warped ideology of the Nigerian State:
Nigerians will defend corrupt politicians,
They will defend rapists,
Fight for kidnappers,
Defend fraudsters
Defend everyone but the victims— Slay Queen (Period Partner) (@duchesskk) June 22, 2017
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U see why we re where we re and its d exact reason we get d leaders dt has bn ruling us
— Shash (@Iowndfuture) June 22, 2017
Like I said many Nigerians need their brains checked in psychiatric hospital. Many of them have brain damage!!!
— BITTER TRUTH. (@Diamondifemi) June 22, 2017
It's unfortunate
— #Ola omo Ola#NevaJustifyFraud# (@harsiwarju) June 22, 2017
7. Chris Ngwodo
There’s been an outcry from some sections of society asking why the media and Nigerians are not talking about the fulani killings.
@King Alfred had explained the duplicity of expecting outrage only when it’s your people and Chris Ngwodo lends his 2 cents. See below:
There is such a thing as hashtag fatigue – the tiredness thatcomes from harping on the same evils occurring again&again in different places
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
From Agatu to Southern Kaduna, Takum & Gassol, to Mambila, the issues are basically the same&won't go away until they are fully confronted.
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
We have a major problem with the value of human life. Protecting the sanctity of Nigerian lives isn't a core value of the Nigerian state. pic.twitter.com/FmGssrDuAa
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
Many Nigerians aren't much better as they find their inner activists&outrage only when their people are affected by the culture of violence pic.twitter.com/Q1rnpwKZbg
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
Nigerians who practise selective humanization,selective victimization&selective outrage are enablers of the culture of violence plaguing us pic.twitter.com/vXGVxXJVhW
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
I wrote this in April 2016. We are clearly still on the same road. Basic principles of human dignity still confound us. We have not learned. pic.twitter.com/oJopnwyt5E
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
These events are predictable but there is no joy in being proved right. These recurrent atrocities would be boring if they weren't so tragic
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
This culture of violence that we revel in when it suits us&revile when it victimizes our people will consume yet more of us until we learn. pic.twitter.com/WEwqpeZ1TN
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
When we are ready to recognize our mutual humanity, we will make common cause. Until then our road will be longþy&our harvest, grim. pic.twitter.com/6WIZmHK5yn
— Resistance is Futile (@chrisngwodo) June 22, 2017
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This morning I tried to imagine watching my wife hacked to death before my eyes kuz she's from group A or B. I cried at the mere thought.
— Remi Adekoya (@RemiAdekoya1) June 22, 2017
I wrote this a few months ago. Eventually we become dehumanised and settle in a state of deep apathy: https://t.co/fpuA9lA6ER pic.twitter.com/U5Q4bQCsFR
— gidimeister (@gidimeister) June 22, 2017
Sadly this is a continent and world-wide epidemic, human life is valued on economical output….
— Wolfgang (@epistemology101) June 22, 2017
Only God can save and help us as such a time like this. We should preach moving closer to God than ever who knows our solution will come.Tnx
— Chijioke K Ezeala (@ChijiokeKEzeala) June 22, 2017
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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