Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Davido, Chris Brown – Blow My Mind (Official Video) https://t.co/ug7enVLZgk via @YouTube

— Davido (@iam_Davido) July 30, 2019

For your mind now.

Im coming for anyone who wants to bad talk #khafi , you people will tell us whether it was a ghost she was making out with or whether you people don’t have sex . Be making derogatory comments towards her alone because what ?

— ebele. (@ebelee_) July 30, 2019

Drag them, sis.

#BBNaija if you shame a lady from deriving pleasure in sexual activities.
You are shame to humanhood, the pleasure derived from it should be taken away from you too.
And if you are lady and you shamed #khafi, you don’t deserve that tittle, because you are worse than a shame??

— Mo_roti #teamKhafi??? (@mo_roti) July 30, 2019

PREACH

Special love to those who have to bear the burden of entrepreneurship (or whatever career path they choose) and also have to carry the burden of their parents disapproval. It’s such a mentally exhausting journey but I hope your courage pays off.

— Glory Osei (@glory_osei) July 30, 2019

finally got to write my vision today and it felt so great. I’ve been trying to do this for 15 months.

— Tobi (@TheTobiSmith) July 30, 2019

All right. Now move along.

Lmao this guy said “that is politics for you”. His assaulting that woman and all our noise about it is just another day on the job because there have been zero consequences. Wonderful https://t.co/F9GtknWRTR

— FK. (@fkabudu) July 30, 2019

Just throw this country away.