Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Abiodun Osikoya

Some Producers never wanna work with upcoming artist, they tell them I am busy for a while working with blown guys, then when the artist blows ya begging or tweeting to say you wanna work with them, keep that same energy you had when they were upcoming .

— Bizzle Osikoya (@bizzleosikoya) November 10, 2018

Please tell them.

2. Victor Asemota

I was wrong about the Bud vs Heineken fight. The Sterling vs GTbank one is next level stuff. This is a billboard right in front of Gtbank fashion week. Savagery at its very finest with room for denial. This is the most brilliant yet subtle move so far. pic.twitter.com/HLprArjFnw

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) November 10, 2018

Sterling Bank has come again???.

3. Adewale Adetugbo

People often over react out of fear of what Oga will say or do.

Not realizing Oga might laugh out loud and hail the Sterling guys the next time he is at the club.

Then try and employ the Sterling guy…

— Adewale Adetugbo (@aadetugbo) November 10, 2018

True talk.

4. Omojuwa

Whatever they are smoking in that Sterling Bank creative room, I don’t smoke but I want some ????

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) November 10, 2018

What! Anyway sha…These guys are turning into something else.

5. Dipo Awojide

Brother Dipo is not happy AT ALL with pervs oo. See what he is saying again.

You must be a perverted perv for you to save other people’s pictures on your phone without their permission.

— Dr. Dípò | The Career? (@OgbeniDipo) November 10, 2018

6. Tobi Bakre

Okay, has Tobi become a motivational speaker/Pastor?

Nice words though.

7. Tosin

A quick one guys. …… A relationship that is leading to marriage which road does it normally pass? pic.twitter.com/K9XfvmqB8B

— Tosin?? (@Ohloowatoscene) November 10, 2018

Aunty, not all partners are the same. Try trust, love and understanding avenue sha.

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