Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
— Cuppy (Ms Abena) (@cuppymusic) July 18, 2019
You are an oppressor.
I’m not particularly worried about my nudes ever leaking. It’s a penis. Penises are everywhere lol
— Olanrewaju (@Olanrewaju_Max) July 18, 2019
How small are you?
I became immune to beatings and also emotionally distant from my parents. Neither the hits or the words had any effect anymore. When I left for school they wondered why I was so detached I’d hardly call. Ps. I wasn’t beaten that much. Ps. Still detached. https://t.co/tdmheRyGNv
— Ozzy Etomi (@ozzyetomi) July 18, 2019
That’s how you became a feminist.
Mr Eazi is hands down the most data driven artists out of Nigeria, closely followed by Yemi Alade. They pay attention to the science and data of the music and spend their time where it matters. That’s where its all headed now.
— Retired Jaguda (@manmustwack) July 18, 2019
John Obi Mikel has retired from the Super Eagles. A whole year too late. His AFCON 2013 performance from the Quarters was crucial to the triumph of Keshi’s band of Super Eagles.
For that, history will be kind to his NT career
— Calvin ‘Emeka Onwuka (@CalvinEmeka) July 18, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.