Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Bowale

But we need to ask: “why should law enforcement agents in Nigeria use commercial buses without paying?”

I'm currently inside a lit bus.

— Bowale (@Son_of_a_O) December 11, 2017

Policewoman wanted to enter bus, na so conductor close door, said she must pay for the fare. Okay she agreed. Conductor said no bus stop at Cadbury, woman insisted she must come down there.

— Bowale (@Son_of_a_O) December 11, 2017

One policeman sitting in the front seat, with his AK, started defending the woman and police force, said Soldiers are nothing compared to the police. Driver and conductor used these officers to shine.

— Bowale (@Son_of_a_O) December 11, 2017

2. Toni Tones

Well, it’s that stereotypical idea that a girl/lady/woman is incomplete without earrings.

We all grow up with it.

Nigerians take wearing earrings so seriously.

Nigerian: Are you okay?
Me: Yes, why?
Nigerian: Nothing, it's just that you're not wearing your earrings so I was wondering if everythings ok.
Me: ? That makes literally no sense. ?

— Toni Tones (@iamTONITONES) December 11, 2017

3. Femi Fani Kayode

President Buhari has said that a lot of work is being done “underground” to curb the menace but, Nigerians like Mr Femi are not seeing the results.

Fulani Herdsmen are becoming stronger!!

If you are fed up with the carnage, horror, destruction and genocide of the Fulani herdsmen then you must vow NEVER to vote a cow-lover into power in Nigeria again.

Always remember that their loyalty is to Miyetti Allah and not to the Nigerian state or constitution.

— Femi Fani-Kayode (@realFFK) December 11, 2017

4. Onyinye Muomah

You have to listen to this.

Ok, the summary is, eat well and don’t do things that are injurious to your health; the consequences are humorously outlined by Moumah.

5. Sam Hart

Is #EndSARS really the solution.

A national debate with the Police, who have decided to be ignorant won’t be a bad idea.

Then, it should be televised live.

You'all know they won't hold our hands through this #EndSARS campaign right? We're threatening their cash cow. Their licenced extortion & impunity unit. If we back down, they come back fiercer. Let's hunker down and push until something happens. ✊Aluta.

— Sam Hart (@hartng) December 11, 2017

6. Daddy Mo

Well, love is defined in different ways by different people.

But, how about we really take see the truth in thus advise?

Deciding to settle down with someone is a conscious decision. It’s not just love that determines your choice or decision to. There are very many other factors that should steer you to that very important decision.

Your heart and brain should be working together.

— ? DaddyMo PhD CEng ? (@officialdaddymo) December 11, 2017

7. Omojuwa

All we are saying…

#EndSARS doesn’t mean kill the members of SARS. It means end their abuse of human rights, end the disrespect for rule of law. End their instinct to maim, beat and hurt Nigerian citizens! #EndSARSBrutality

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) December 11, 2017

8. Donald Trump

The US President is sure not backing down on the #FakeNews campaign. Not now.

Another false story, this time in the Failing @nytimes, that I watch 4-8 hours of television a day – Wrong! Also, I seldom, if ever, watch CNN or MSNBC, both of which I consider Fake News. I never watch Don Lemon, who I once called the “dumbest man on television!” Bad Reporting.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 11, 2017

9. Dr Joe Abbah

When the health specialist speaks, please listen. Stop wondering later how another person did it.

Dr with all the money you make….. still you don’t have potbelly like Imo state governor & the rest….. WHY

— andybassey (@andybassey76) December 11, 2017

Ok. Here’s what I do. I don’t eat breakfast (except for a glass of freshly-squeezed orange juice every morning). I eat a good lunch. I eat a very light supper (most times, just soup with nothing else). I do 5 kilometers of brisk walking every other day. Around 15km per week. https://t.co/O3eFpJNeAt

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) December 11, 2017