Today’s Noisemakers: EFCC, Ibe Kachikwu, Demola Olarewaju and others

Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:


The anti-graft commission has finally recorded a win after months of taking Ls on Twitter for engaging in media trials that bear no fruit in court.

Is this where we say, ‘hear, hear’? Not if Twitter has anything to do with it. Alozie was swift to remind the EFCC that technically, it’s not their win, effectively setting into motion this back and forth:


2. Ibe Kachikwu

The Minister of Petroleum Resources went on record in a letter addressed to the president, detailing his issues with the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Baru.

So a couple of questions: Why a letter? Why couldn’t Mr Kachikwu arrange a meeting with Mr President? What’s all this infighting about- North vs East? Leave it to Twitter to provide suitable commentary:

3. Reno Omokri grieves with Kachikwu.

Ayobami explains why a letter was necessary.

4. Chukwuemeka catches all the emotions in that letter.

And Demola Olarewaju breaks down the implications:

5. Donald Trump

President Trump has been saying all the wrong things to Puerto Rico, following the hurricane devastation to the island.


Twitter did not take it smiling. Someone asked Trump point blank what he had been smoking.

[Americans spew vitriol onTrump]

6. Sam Hart

The #BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira campaign is still on. Have you heard of the Made in Aba Fashion show?

See details below:

7. Demola Olarewaju

What is this monstrosity, biko? There’s a subliminal message in this. Demola tells us what this means:


Hey, God.

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