Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Dr. Joe Abah

The problem with the ASUU strike over the years has been that a govt Minister with no training in negotiation skills will promise something he knows that government cannot pay, just to “End ASUU strike.” Govt will predictably fail to meet it and ASUU will strike again.

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) December 29, 2018

UHM! Insightful.

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2. Usman Alabi

Just like 2014/2015, things seem to have fallen apart especially in terms of security, the custodians of the state are busy campaigning for a second term while those they swore to protect continue to leave in uncertainty..The electorate need to do better come 2019..

— Usman Alabi (@HusmanAlabi) December 29, 2018

It’s a sad story.

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3. Miss Oyin

Nigerians and pidgin English sha?

Which one is toilet dey hungry me …???

Bhet what's my own???

— Mo (@mhyiss_oyin) December 29, 2018

Lol. Is it your hunger?

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4. Juliet Kego

Once you learn to skilfully suspend reality, you can strategically bypass the limitations of reality to break through glass ceilings and walls.

Every system respects dreamers who dare to do. To be able to do, you must be willing to let go of all fears and reality-based barriers

— Juliet 'Kego #JusticeForOchanya (@julietkego) December 29, 2018

Deep!

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5. Onye Nkuzi

The predominant sentiment in Nigeria is cynicism.

— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) December 29, 2018

We shall overcome someday.

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6. Rinsola Abiola

The "problem" in your team isn't the person who's clearly against your decision or proposed line of action. Rather, it's the timid/indecisive ones who agree with you and understand the need to act, but won't do the needful when the time comes.

— Rinsola Omo Akin (@RinsolaAbiola) December 29, 2018