Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Yemi Adesanya
— Yemi Adesanya (@toyosilagos) December 28, 2018
2. Smith Vinci
I think it's a good thing that Buhari has Dangote and Otedola on his campaign team..
It will make sending him back to Daura a bit easier.
Dangote Truck to pack his load, Otedola Forte Oil to fuel the truck. pic.twitter.com/3JQTpPUq86
— The Kingmaker🦅 (@SmithVinci) December 28, 2018
Bros haff vex….Is it like that they told you?
3. Shehu Sani
Dear Bro Aliko,don’t use Broom to reinforce your silos,don’t use Broom as your plasterboard;don’t use Broom to mix your concrete,maintain the use of your machine concrete mixer.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) December 28, 2018
Uncle yi sha….Must the message be crypted? Lol.
4. Yommie Oye
Dangote and Otedola ha otipari I'm going to bed election is won and lost.
— yommie oye (@yomslim) December 28, 2018
5. Ugwunna Ejikem
I remember when I told my Mom that AY and co often place tables for ≥1million at their comedy shows, woman shout, saying in igbo "is that not madness, better to take 20k out of the money and pay someone to tickle you all night to acheive the same result".
— Ugwunna Ejikem (@UgwunnaEjikem) December 28, 2018
6. Eloye Ayo
Church Group chat BCs be like,
"Dear beloved, this is to inform you that the Last Friday of the Month Vigil has been postponed till Monday 31st, stay blessed"
And I'm like what??! 😂😂😂
You just moved a Friday to a Monday… Wow!
— HOEloye Ayo 🇳🇬 (@OfficialAyo_) December 28, 2018
National Vigil is a goal.
7. Sultan Ahmed
Which would you choose: Fame or Wealth?
— SULTAN AHMED 🇳🇬 (@MeetMrAhmeed) December 28, 2018