Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Funmi Iyanda

The media entrepreneur is singing the praises of her 16-year-old daughter who has now ventured into the creative world.

See below:

2 month ago, my daughter Mo Odegbami, 16, told me she'd spend the summer creating a magazine. She wouldn't accept help or money from me.

— Funmi Iyanda (@Funmilola) September 9, 2017

She also told me not to say a word, l don't follow her on most SM or post pics of her, she's never allowed it and l respect her personhood.

— Funmi Iyanda (@Funmilola) September 9, 2017

I have no idea where she's taking it but here it is https://t.co/djOFzail61. If you like it, do subscribe and follow them on SM.

— Funmi Iyanda (@Funmilola) September 9, 2017

Reactions:

Beautiful.

— Babs Okubote (@BabsBurton) September 9, 2017

: Not surprise anyways, like mother like daughter smart intelligent people

— uche Ohus (@ucheohuaka) September 9, 2017

Nice.

2. Dr Joe Abah

El Rufai has been given the go-ahead for 2019 by TwitterNG while Atiku has been axed; Dankwambo and Peter Obi are being urged to consider it and Joe Abah just wants his beauty sleep.

If what we are obsessing about in 2017 is who will run in 2019, not on the conditionalities to set for WHOEVER runs, wake me up in 2021.?

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) September 9, 2017

If we focus more on well-articulated policies and track records of performance, NOT personalities, things will improve.

— Osasu Obayiuwana (@osasuo) September 9, 2017

But, as you know, the CULT OF PERSONALITY reigns supreme in Nigerian politics. It is a cancer destroying us.

— Osasu Obayiuwana (@osasuo) September 9, 2017

You will wake in 2021 only to get right back to sleep as the same process is repeated. It's sad. Very sad.

— K.C Ujam (@kcujam) September 9, 2017

It is clear that the process that culminate in those conditionalities is more about us, the electorate, not entirely about the politicians.

— femi (@pointsayer) September 9, 2017

Voters in Shogunle and Sungeru support conditionalities that are diametrically opposed even when confronted with same basic challenges.

— femi (@pointsayer) September 9, 2017

Lool enjoy your sleep Dr, and welcome to Nigerian Politics. ? https://t.co/TlmP9xABQM

— Salihu Tanko Yakasai (@dawisu) September 9, 2017

3. Runtown

Runtown’s cooking something mysterious- and apologising in advance:

Bout to drop that new sound again and pls Don't get mad when i finish what you think you started ??

— Runtown (@iRuntown) September 9, 2017

Reactions:

Oshey shitor vibes
Baddest

— Bobby (@folabifreeman) September 9, 2017

Ezz lit. https://t.co/TzBZxoF3cO

— Folu (@FoluShaw) September 9, 2017

proudly anticipated. Tha hit maker??????

— Fraizynoel (@FraizyNoel) September 9, 2017

https://twitter.com/BosaLin/status/906591501207175170

 

4. Sam Hart

This ought to fall under life hacks, reality check, how to rip off the band aid etc, etc.

When you decide to stop accepting people's BS,they say someone else is influencing you. They can't believe you can decide to call their bull

— Sam Hart (@hartng) September 9, 2017

5. Gabby Sidibe

Fenty by Rihanna is all the beauty industry is talking about these days, never mind that Kim K launched a new collection of contour kits a few weeks ago.

People of colour are going gaga over the 40 plus shades she’s made available for women, particularly for darker women whom the beauty industry regularly disregards.

This is Gabby’s review:

In case you're wondering about #FentyBeauty on dark skin, issa YES for me dawg. pic.twitter.com/RRiFkvQKR6

— Gabby Sidibe (@GabbySidibe) September 9, 2017

Reactions:

The only review I needed

— Sad Girls Club (@MayyRiot) September 9, 2017

YESSS IM HERE FOR THIS COME THROUGH GABBBBYYYYY pic.twitter.com/Sc85MMqjGa

— aléjandra (@alejwada) September 9, 2017

And you look beautiful girl!! It looks so natural, but there?????

— Zblakhunny (@ShowzOut) September 9, 2017

Go, Rih Rih!

 

6. Abiola

We’ll just leave this here…and walk away

I bought a nice meal for myself.. got home, went upstairs to change.came downstairs to eat..and guess what? The houseboy had eaten my food

— A.Durosinmi-Etti (@AbiolaD_Etti) September 9, 2017

 

7. Feyi Fawehinmi

Feyi makes a case for teaching Nigerian English.

"Ma fren, will you come over here now"

"I'm not your friend, I'm your son!"

Don't know how to explain this stuff to these boys

— tyro (@DoubleEph) September 9, 2017

Hahah. I once said "Shut your dirty mouth" to a born and raised in America Nigerian friend. He was so hurt that I called his mouth dirty

— OnlyAyos (@onlyAyos) September 9, 2017

I was so confused. Like… No your breath is fine, homie.

— OnlyAyos (@onlyAyos) September 9, 2017

??? people need to be brought up to speed with Nigerian English

— tyro (@DoubleEph) September 9, 2017

Lol.Our friendship was salvaged only when I asked a bunch of 'homebred' Nigerians to tell him it's just an expression. No need for mouthwash

— OnlyAyos (@onlyAyos) September 9, 2017

Funny.