Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
- Gimba Kakanda
The biggest calamity to fall upon any nation is having a government it’s incapable of replacing.
— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) December 24, 2018
Word!
2. Chude Jideonwo
It’s worth remembering that the vast majority of our proverbs, wisecracks, aphorisms and jokes – i.e. how we receive the world – were created in a time when women were legally the property of men, across the world.
— Chude Jideonwo (@Chude) December 24, 2018
Uhm….
3. Anietie
To my Muslim friends, this Christmas is the 'small christmas' where we don't kill 'meat', the 'big christmas' is 4 months away from now.
— Anietie (@Tyekooon) December 24, 2018
Scam Artiste. LOL
4. Wunmi Bayo
The traffic in Lagos is quite interesting, it starts out as
Traffic becomes Hold-up then Hold-on and then Lock-Jam and finally Standstill, at this point even pedestrians are confused. @Gidi_Traffic @TrafficChiefNG #OAUlivesmatter— wùnmí 'bayò (@WunmiBayo) December 24, 2018
Did this man study Traffic Management in the university?
5. Dara Lohi
So my boss bought a Porsche yesterday and he refused to pay our salary, why are people wicked?
— Daughter of Zion (@Daralohi) December 24, 2018
Even God sometimes is surprised at Man’s wickedness, i believe.
Temidayo Taiwo-Sidiq is a Journalist, Political Analyst and Satirist with major interest in Nigerian Politics, Governance and Sports.
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