Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
I can’t help but feel for Theresa May. No matter how sound you are on policy, governance or development, if you don’t understand politics or politicking, you will be messed up. Politics is an art that must be learned, in and out of government.
— Kola Oyeneyin | ?? (@MrSleevesUp) March 26, 2019
Are you done feeling for Nigeria yet?
Dear Nigerian Government
There are a lot of Nigerian Business men & women from Onitsha, Maiduguri, Lagos, Kano, Port Harcourt, Minna & even Abuja that can supply meters for Nigeria to buy and many Nigerians that would be willing to buy. Give the go ahead. Its not rocket science!— Aisha Yesufu (@AishaYesufu) March 26, 2019
I finally got to watch Bohemian Rhapsody, and it brought back childhood memories of those glossy magazines with images of Freddie Mercury in my father’s study. Some of the songs featured in the movie, I never ever knew they were sung by Queen.
— Gimba Kakanda (@gimbakakanda) March 26, 2019
Good, clap for yourself.
Now that @APCNigeria has lost Sokoto, Bauchi, Benue, Oyo, Imo, Adamawa HOA, almost lost Zamfara, had to rob Kano (TEMPORARILY), it may locate who its true lovers are: those saying “Hey! Retrace your steps” or those who blinded-folded it and hailed it to walk into the ??
— Audu Bulama Bukarti (@bulamabukarti) March 26, 2019
All eyes today on Adamawa State where PDP is in the lead electorally but the shenanigans of INEC and APC is yet a problem, this time aided by an unforeseen problem of the omission of MRDD and its gubernatorial candidate, Rev. Eric Theman from the ballot – valid, but not for now.
— Demola Olarewaju (@DemolaRewaju) March 26, 2019
You must be thinking you are some political analyst now.
INEC said Adamawa rerun is on 28/3/2019. Hope @PoliceNG,APC & INEC will not dispatch some DIGs to stage a Kano style show.
— John Danfulani (@john_danfulani) March 26, 2019
Drag race will be better.
Whenever you are getting broke,always i repeat,always use your last money to buy food or give yourself a treat!
If anything happens…””na the one for your belle you dey carry go oh””
Goodafternoon!
— ?….EVERYTHING SOFT??? (@__RareBlessing) March 26, 2019
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