Today's Noisemakers: Mo Abudu as Funke Akindele delivers twins, Seun Alaofin, Uncle Ari, others

Today’s Noisemakers: Mo Abudu as Funke Akindele delivers twins, Seun Alaofin, Uncle Ari, others

December 22, 2018

Omoleye Omoruyi

Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1.Mo Abudu

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Such a peaceful way to enter the new year!

This Funke Akindele pregnancy and baby birth is worth learning from. Sometimes keeping the incubation of your good news from public sight is safe for you. Everything doesn’t have to be on the ‘Gram?
— PortHarcourt-Chronicles? (@PHchronicles) December 22, 2018

Tell them

3. Seun Alaofin

Back in uni, my ex sent me a budget for her birthday. It was 150k. In return, i sent her my final year project budget which was also 150k.

I said, "Baby which is more important?" She said, "You know this is the first birthday you will be celebrating for me".

Mo Japa!!
— Elder Seun (@iamseunalaofin) December 22, 2018

Hard guy hard guy, small birthday you cannot do.

Las Las! I'll find one girl that her father has house in Lekki that will be taking care of me!
I cannot afford this Lagos again ??‍♂️
— It's Bizzonthetrack Again ? (@Bizzonthetrack) December 22, 2018

Just negodu this one.
Go and work harder joor.

5. Uncle Ari

Spent 2018 consuming, maybe in 2019 I'll produce something and finally prove to myself whether all I have is potential or whether I can actually create something impactful and achieve something great?
— Uncle Ari (@MazeDaMouth) December 22, 2018

This!

Expecting food actually makes one happier. ?
— EEU. ?? (@royaltyuso) December 22, 2018

Yeah, if it does not take forever.

7. Oluyemi Fasipe

Stop kissing people's baby on their lip, it is very wrong, offensive and unhealthy. If you kiss my baby on the lip and I see it, I can't say what my immediate reaction will be but trust me you won't come close to him/her ever again. This excludes my immediate family tho.
— Oluyemi Fasipe?? (@YemieFASH) December 22, 2018

E ma da won lohun.

Omoleye Omoruyi

Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram

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