Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

 

1  Nathaniel Bassey refuses to be moved by critics and naysayers. He’s “focused” and fired up for the 17th day of Olowogbogboro.

In a few years to come, it shall be said of the country, THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST NATIONS ON EARTH. ?? Our Praise is not for nothing!

— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) June 16, 2017

We are even thinking of making the Hallelujah Challenge 2 hours sef. And they are complaining ?????. This Jesus is too much ooo

— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) June 16, 2017

SOMEBODY PRAISE THE LORD JOR…..??‍♂️?
I feel so excited Saints. God is set to bless His people.

— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) June 16, 2017

Hallelujah.

 

2. Dr Joe Abah

Twitter NG is still flummoxed by the viral video of Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo. Victor Asemota thinks it might be hypnosis:

 

3@cchukudebelu

The furore over the Hallelujah Challenge has brought The Debaters out. This time, the argument centres on atheism. Here’s what Onye Nkuzi has to say:

Atheists are not "stupid people". In many cases, they are people who are frustrated by the lack of answers to questions in their minds.

— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) June 16, 2017

The reality of God, cannot be expressed in words.

Am I interested in winning such arguments? No.

I wasn't won over by arguments.

— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) June 16, 2017

 

4. Lion Queen

Speaking of religion, why do some christians behave like this?

This woman says she's been praying every day for a job.

I offer her a job, but she says she cant do it, because she has a prayer meeting. ? pic.twitter.com/jdMmSpytcg

— Mad E'Leine ??‍♀️?? (@badgalmaddie_) June 16, 2017

@FireOFola’s answer is apt:

You can speak in tongues to the extent that ? comes out of your mouth but if you cross legs and don't work.. Ajekun Iya ni o je…

— Olashile Abayomi (@FireOFola) June 16, 2017

5. Donald Trump Jr is ecstatic about the reception his father received:

Amazing speech and very cool to see the crowd in Miami sing happy birthday to @realDonaldTrump impromptu just now.

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) June 16, 2017

6. Ahmed ibn Mustapha is excited about something else entirely:

7. Tonto Dikeh

Isn’t this wonderful? Tonto Dikeh’s makeup miracle that transformed her from woman to man just for her son’s school’s Father’s Day celebration. WATCH:

8. Kim K

Another mum celebrates her child

My baby girl turned 4 years old today! She's my light & my everything!!! I love you to the moon & back North pic.twitter.com/EWccqlIPeM

— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) June 16, 2017

Sweetness and light.